Jason Can't Sleep and Warm Milk

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Jason: hey uh, anyone here?

Percy: ...

Leo: yo it's 2am in the morning

Leo: what're you doing up so early??!?!

Jason: I couldn't sleep.

Percy: there's warm milk in the fridge, Jason

Leo: who drinks warm milk?!

Percy: me

Percy: in fact, I drink warm blue milk!!

Leo: wtf-

Jason: nah bro, i'm just gonna close my eyes

Percy: you can come to my house rn

Leo: to do what 😨

Jason: BRO-

Percy: NO I MEANT I HAVE WARM MILK

Leo: OH??

Jason: help me @Teddy Bear 

Leo: Frank get on here

Percy: wakey wakey!

Frank: hi?

Jason: man, i'm stuck with a bunch of hooligans

Jason: save me Frank

Leo: hey who ya calling "hooligans"?? 😡

Percy: Jason just can't sleep so we're trying to give him suggestions

Leo: 😒😒

Frank: Okay, get off your device Jason

Jason: okay and then?

Frank: try to count sheep.

Jason: Or lightning bolts?

Frank: yeah lightning bolts will do.

Jason: okay thanks teddy bear

Frank: shut up

Percy: warm milk-

Leo: psychopath

Jason: ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡...

Leo: all da ladies sleeping

10/16/21

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