"EW GAYS!?!!!???!!!?!!" Yelled Juicy at the top of his lungs (which are almost as big as his dick, so it was pretty effing loud).
"EWWW NO WTF JUICY??!" said Steamy and Muscly in unison, just as Steamy dropped to his knees.
"We're just roommate bros" said Muscly with a moan as Steamy latched on to his throbbing penis.
"Mmmhmphm" agreed Steamy with a mouth full of Muscly's thicc dicc.
"Oh okay that checks out" said Juicy with his signature nod of approval.
Juicy walked his fine ass out the door like in that one Lizzo song. He was feelin good as hell.
Meanwhile, very steamy things were happening inside the bedroom of Steamy and Muscly (yes, they share a bedroom get over yourself). I will not tell you of these things cause your eyes will burn from the hotness. Your pervy self can imagine it though.