When Juicy got home, he greeted his husband in the same manner he always does, aggressively grabbing his crotch and shaking.
"Missed you bubba gurl" said Penith McCock, Juicy's husband of 4 years.
"Missed you too sweetie poo" responded Juicy with an adorable little smile.
You see, no one knew about this relationship. Not even Steamy, and ESPECIALLY not Muscly. So don't tell anyone just yet.
Might I add, Juicy was NOT GAY. I will repeat, N O T G A Y!!!!!!! They both said "no homo" before and after the wedding ceremony so they were good.
It didn't matter anyways cause they did all the normal homie things like cuddling, sharing a bed, taking their evening baths together, eating meals together at least once a day, getting sad when the other one left or couldn't make it back in time for movie night, having aggressive kinky sex thrice a week, eating Thanksgiving dinner with each other's families, and making out under the light of the moon and stars.
You know, normal bro things.
They lived in a nice homie home on the river, and had a pet cockatoo named turnips.
They really built a nice life together, and both of them knew it.
