The "Invetor "

We need to talk

"Your not Joking are you?" Todoroki asked blinking at bakugo in shock  at what he just heard. Miss inko and all might together "So is a secret love child!" Todoroki said a smile slowly being showed in his lips.

Bakugo shook his head sighing "No look at all might compared to deku! Deku doesn't look like all might. So she could just be sleeping with all might maybe after deku got his stupid quirk" bakugo said holding his forehead.

For the week bakugo has been in midoriya's body he always saw all might leaving the house around 4am everyday he's been there, sometimes he would hear a few moaning here and there but didn't pay attention to it since he knew it was adults way of showing love.

The felt the happy aura of midoriya as be sat next to todoroki with a broad smile "Hey guys what where you talking about?" He asked looking between both bakugo and todoroki who where laughing a little bit.

Bakugo didn't want midoriya to find out and shock himself he wakes up so he was just going to put it out there "did you know all might was having intercourse with your mom?" He asked

Midoriya's happy aura quickly changed his broad smile that was on his face slowly turned into a frown. The arua that surrounded him was cold, it was even colder than antarctica, if looks could kill their would be a dead bakugo and anyone who looks at him.

"Repeat what you said but slower" midoriya asked no commanded in a stern tone.

"... Did you know your mom was having intercourse with all might?" Bakugo said with a hint of fear in his voice, this wasn't midoriya nerthless even sounds like midoriya.

Midoriya took a deep sigh resting his forehead on his clasped hand that where placed on the table "Thank you kacchan" midoriya said before lifting his head back up, he grabbed his and stood up "Now let's go we need to have a discussion" he said before walking off.

Todoroki abd bakugo both scared the same look of confusion and fear. Bakugo looked like he was regretting that be told midoriya about it "You think we should follow him?" Bakugo asked unsure if they should follow.

"Now!" Midoriya shouted both boys at the table gathered their things and followed behind midoriya who was a few feet away from them.

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"Hello-" before inko could finish the senced the cold aura midoriya had around him and his dark eyes. She looked taken aback.

"Mother call all might and tell him to come over we gave something to discuss" he said in the nicest voice he could muster. He was boiling with rage he didn't even want for see all might's ugly, skinny ass face.

"Oh-oh okay sweetie" inko said heading into teh next doom where the tension wasn't so strong, you could it with a damn knife if you had one.

30mins later all might arrived "I'm here-" all might was cut off

"Shut up and sit down" midoriya said smiling at all might who was a bit shocked at midoriya's behavior.

"I'm sorry" inko mouthed out, all might sat down nervously. He knew what this talk was about, he knew midoriya found out.

"So all might, mom when where you going tell me about this little dating thing?" Midoriya asked looking between his mother and all might, they sat quitely inko was smiling nervously while all might looked at other things expect midoriya.

"We where going to tell me when we were more serious?... " inko questioned more than a statement.

"So his raggedy ass is or maybe going to be my stepdad who is my favorite hero I look up. His skinny bitch ass is-" midoriya stopped himself

"Young midoriya"

"Sweetie" inko and all might said shocked  "Honey I will not treat you any different... It's just that I wanted to get back into the dating mood" inko said

"Well midoriya adults need to fun time like us teenagers most time they find in unhealthy habits and sometimes they find it in dating or just some normal things they do" bakugo explained.

Midoriya nodded slowly "I'll let you guys date but under one condition" he said "All might if my mom gets pregnant that will be the last time you see your little friend"