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* goes to Empire State Building *
Me: * goes to managers desk *

Me: 600th floor please

Manager: No such floor. 

Me: But I NEED to speak to Zeus. 

Manager: "knows I'm mortal"

Manager: Zeus ain't real, kid

Me: Yes he is and so is the 600th filoor ..
That's where Olympus is!

* line behind me gets impatient *

Manager: Kid, there's a bunch of people behind you who want to go on a REAL floor So either state one or leave.

Me: Fine I'll leave. But you have to answer one question first.

Manager:  Ugh what?

Me: * slams hands on desk *
* looks manager in the eyes *

Me: Do you swear on the River Styx it isn't real? * raises eyebrow *

Manager: * sweats *

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