Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her.
Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
Yo mama is so ugly that she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion is advised."
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama is so ugly that she's never seen herself because the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business.
Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
