mikael: i feel ashamed of myself sometimes
julian: aw, well, don't be ashamed of yourself
julian: that's your parents' job
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chef antone to joni in g19: sweetie, i'm going to need you to put your few remaining brain cells together and work with me here, okay?
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mia: i hate two faced people
mia: it's so hard to decide which face to slap first
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murderer: any last words?
jane: do you think i deserve to be in candy jem be honest
murderer: what the fuck
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julian: one of my idiots are mad with me right now
irwin: you mean your friend?
julian: yeah my fffffFffffrehhfffhhhrrehhh.....
irwin: damn ok take your time
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sofia: your ex is gorgeous
richard: which one?
sofia: me, i'm breaking up with you
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joni: hey, are you alright emilia?
emilia: i stress about stress before there is even stress to stress about because i am stressed about the stress i will inevitably have soon, which is stressful
joni:
joni: i'll take that as a no
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charles: it's a nice day today
charles: almost too nice...
charles:
charles: DAMMIT i left ji won at the store
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sofia: *walks into an art museum*
sofia: i am here to donate myself
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irwin: truth or dare
sean: truth
irwin: do you want to kiss me
sean: ...dare
irwin: i dare you to kiss me
sean:
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sofia: if you like me, raise your hand
joni: and what if i don't like you?
sofia: then raise your standards bitch, the fuck?
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julian: i heard you failed your exam! LOL
joni: i don't think you know what LOL means
julian: i know what it means you fucking idiot, i'm laughing at you. now go study.
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charles: you're late
ji won: you're handsome
charles: you're forgiven
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cj and the boys playing 'the floor is lava':
mia: the floor is lava!
joni: *pushes charles to the floor*
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anthony: apologize to alex, andrew.
andrew: fine
andrew to alex: unfuck you or whatever
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emilia: are you vegetarian?
charles: no, i'm aquarius
corey: charles, you're pisces
ji won: i thought he was malaysian
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future charmia taking care of their baby:
mia, handing charles their crying baby: will you please change the baby?
charles: sure
charles: *drives to the hospital*
charles: hi, yes, my baby is crying can i get a new one
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sofia and richard in g15:
sofia: i just need to face my problem
richard: how can you face your problem if your problem is your face
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joni at an adoption center: hi, can i put my grades up for adoption? i can't raise them
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emilia: do i need to repeat myself?
norman: no thanks, i ignored you fine the first time
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mikael: i can't believe you ate that
joni: it said free samples!
mikael: it was fucking lotion
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norman: i wasn't jealous
harry: you got mad at the lady who asked corey if he wanted a drink
norman: so?
harry: she was the waitress
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a/n
hi, sorry that i haven't been posting much lately! i haven't been having the motivation to post any incorrects or update the jonkael oneshot. but i'll try my best to upload some parts here now and then, while the jonkael oneshot soon. now, here's some cs incorrects that i posted on the cj amino. i'll start posting more ps and cs incorrects here :)
