Kyos Kastle (with a K)

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...gets overthrown.
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SEIZURE LAND

Kyo: guys we must form a cult
Nobara has a superiority complex
and a god complex
at the same time
this is hell please help us

Sasuke 2.0: well i mean i have seen her boasting alot
but why

manly bro: Nobara got tartaglia and shes already saved enough for a guarenteed Hu Tao

Kyo: WAIT SHE WHAT

Manly Bro: did you not see her primos???

Spotify: ZhOLY HELL
HOW MANY WELKIN MOON AND GENESIS CRYSTALS DID SHE BUY?!

(cursed) bean: SO SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SPENT MY MONEY?!

Spotify: SHE DID WHAT NOW

Giyuu: isnt tartaglia that one hot ginger thing Kaminari showed us?

Broccoli Bean: oh right
you mean that dude?
Kaminari got him too

Kyo: HWAT
@a charger at its finest DID YOU WIN OR LOSE IT

A charger at its finest: lost to C1 Jean
I have the power
I shall accept your request to join this battle against the evil known as Nobaras Superiority and God complexes

Kyo: HELL YES

A charger at its finest: THE VISCOUNT RIDES INTO BATTLE!

Manly Bro: NO, THATS WRONG!

Ahoge 1: HEY HEY HEY THATS MY LINE

Manly Bro: idc
ANYWAYS
Wasnt Sero the viscount?

Fourth wall fixer.. im tired: then he can be the viscountess

A charger at its finest: HEY WHAT IM NOT A WOMAN

Fourth wall fixer.. im tired-: IN THE KINGDOM OF MANLINESS YOU ARE
ACCEPT YOUR FATE KAMINARI DENKI
ACCEPT YOUR FATE

A charger at its finest: JfC FINEEEEE iM A WOMAN NOW

Nobara: You dare challenge me, a Whale?
I already have Tartaglia on 2 piece Noblesse Oblige and 2 piece Heart Of Depth.

A charger at its finest: I have him on 4 piece Heart Of Depth! And I have a C1 jean on 2 piece maidens blessing and 2 piece Viridescent Venerer, a Keqing on 4 piece Thundering Fury, and A Yanfei on 4 piece Crimson Witch Of Flames!

Nobara: I have a perfect Tartaglia Wombo Combo Team, consisting of C4 Bennett, C2 Diona, and a C1 Sucrose.

rAwr: I actually can't understand whats going on

ocean bean: my brain hurts

rAwr: WHAT

Kyo: YOU KNOW YOU'RE SCREWED WHEN ARMINS BRAIN HURTS

A Charger at its finest: FUCK SHE HAS WOMBO COMBOS

Broccoli Bean: Whats a wombo combo???

Ahoge 1: sounds like a fun word to say
wombo combo
wombo combo
wombo combo

manly bro: its when you make a character do a shit ton of damage with the help/support of a bunch of other characters elemental burst or skill
an example:

yes i had the audacity to use Childe as an example

Ahoge 1: sounds cool
this is genshin impact right

Manly Bro: yes

Ahoge 1: aight might download it i have lots of storage

A charger at its finest: THAT DOESNT HELP
WHAT DO WE DO?! SHE HAS FUCKING WOMBO COMBOS AND I DONT EVEN DIONA OR BENNETT

Spotify: WHATS YOUR AVERAGE TARTAGLIA DMG

A charger at its finest: I DONT KNOW 937 I THINK??

Spotify: THATS FUCKING SHIT

A charger at its finest: I KNOW

Kyo: DO NOT FRET! FOR MY KINGDOM, KYO'S KASTLE (with a K) SHALL THRIVE, AND DEFEAT THE EVIL DEMON KNOWN AS NOBARA AND HER WOMBO COMBO SERIES!

A charger at its finest: what?
you thought this was your kingdom?

Kyo: what?

A charger at its finest: How pathetic. This tiny little.. ginger- wants to rule over our lands? I think not.

Spotify: holy shit my boyfriend is so hot

manly bro: LMAO WHAT

Kyo: WHAT?! *He narrows his eyes at Kaminari.* What do you mean?! This is MY land.

A charger at its finest: laughs You really thought you were the one in control? Do you know what your ancestors did to us? Do you?

Spotify: Guys this is my fault I take full responsibility 😰

Spotify: Guys this is my fault I take full responsibility 😰

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Ahoge 1: jail
now

Spotify: *cries* yes, sir

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part two coming soon
stay tuned on 'The Kingdomly (which isn't even a word) Battle'
DUN DJN DUN *ominous music*

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