ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀᴅs | Namjin (DISCONTINUED)

House of Cards

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Eoseo wa, first time with ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀᴅs?

"No way in hell am I going to sleep with that bastard."

"Then start packing your shit."

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✨Quinn's Note✨

(Bold/bold italics - Lucifer
Normal/Normal italics - Satan)

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Welcome to my hell, this is Lucifer. Y'all know me as @morbidcheesecake.

This book is a collab between my baby @Quiindom and I. Y'all know her as Satan.

Hello! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

So let's get started with the threats, shall we? :)

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✨Lucifer's death threats✨

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Warning: Any sorts of plagiarism might get your stanky ass ending up in jail. I won't tolerate your shit. And this is Lucifer's threat. Don't take it lightly.

This is a complete work of fiction. None of this is true. I'm getting my period pains, I'm fucking trusfrated. If I see any comment regarding how 'tHiS dOeSn'T mAkE sEnSe', I'll fucking flip and turn into Slim Shady.

This is a fucking fan-fiction damn. What the fuck are you expecting??

Also, this is a crack-fic/Smut-fic for all of my dear butterflies and my baby's readers. ;)

This shitty intro is fucking disarranged. You got a problem? Fuck off hon, I don't care.

I've said what needed to be said. But remember, a slight bit of plagiarism and I will chong jojeun balsa your ass. My butterflies and me are always watching. :)

Lucifer signing out (◍•ᴗ•◍)💜

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✨Satan's Death threats✨

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1. This book obviousy ain't real.
~C~o~m~m~o~n~ s~e~n~s~e~b~i~t~c~h~e~s

2. This book is MATURE AND HAS SMUT. Which probably all of your horny asses came for, but at least let the babies be warned.

3. It's obviously gay. To any homophobes, stfu and leave for the sake of world peace.

4. STFU and LEAVE if you're gonna come over here JUST to preach that, "bTs aRe jUsT frIeNdS, ShIpPinG MaKeS tHem UncOmFoRtAbLE".
BITCH I KNOW. IF YOU'RE GONNA DRAG YOUR ASS HERE JUST TO SAY THAT, THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER. BUT OBVIOUSLY, SHIPPERS BEING SHIPPERS, WE LOVE SEEING THEIR CHEMISTRY TOGETHER (ROMANTICALLY OR NOT). I SHIP BTS IN A HEALTHY EXTENT EVEN THO THEY AREN'T CONFIRMED AT ALL, OR NEVER WILL BE, IN REAL LIFE.
BUT IF BTS AREN'T GONNA BE TOGETHER IRL, AT LEAST IN OUR WORLD OF FANFICTION, THEY DO.
LET ME REPEAT: FANFICTION. IT'S NOT. FUCKING. REAL.

LET THE SHIPPERS DO THEIR THING UNLESS IF WHAT THEY'RE DOING IS SUPER OVER THE LIMIT.
STAY IN YOUR ZONE IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT SHIPS, MOST ESPECIALLY TAEKOOK. THERE ARE PLENTY OF Y/N FANFICTION OUT THERE.
GET LOST.

⊂((・▽・))⊃(๑♡⌓♡๑) That is all! ⊂((・▽・))⊃(๑♡⌓♡๑)

Copyright (c) 2021 morbidcheesecake and Celesbiann

Lmao wtf you're scaring the readers Satan 💀🤚

Well kay wtvr, happy reading hoes 🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤