ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀᴅs | Namjin (DISCONTINUED)

♣3: Namjoon♥

Hello y'all, Satan here! Just want to say that the POV of the chapter will now be told up in the chapter title up above! Look at it carefully in order to avoid confusion!
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If there's one thing I hate the most in life, it would probably be being blackmailed.

There's nothing more frustrating than being held captive to grant someone's dirty wishes just because they have a secret of mine that they'll threaten to leak out if I don't follow. And true to their words, they will literally leak it out if I don't.

Who is this someone you might ask? Well, none other than my little fucking brother.

"Jungkook, I swear to fricking god, I won't involve myself in that nasty shit you're doing and I don't care whether you blackmail me or not!" I scolded, massaging my aching temples from the shit that was my life- oh, I mean that little shit that people told me is my brother.

"Okay then," Jungkook grinned one of his annoyingass grins. As if mocking me.

"Guess it won't be a big deal if I told dad that you used his ID to watch porn in pornhub." My face paled. He's blackmailing me again. I want to cry.

I groaned and slumped backwards on my bed. "Fuck off!" I said, throwing a pillow at his head. It hit it bullseye, which made him stumble backwards to the couch in laughter. Bitch, so my suffering is humorous to you??!

"You swore that that was going to be a secret!" I hissed.

"But if you won't agree it won't be a secret anymore." He teased in a singsong way. And all I wanted to do was smack that grin off his face.

"I hate you," I glared at him, but then sighed. "I don't wanna involve myself in this sex rule you have, Gguk." My face met the wall as my back turned to him. Mostly because I'm lazy and just want to sleep. Whoops. But in my defense! It was nearly 2am at night!

"Eh hyung!" Jungkook whined. I could hear his footsteps reach closer to my bed. Then I felt the dip in the mattress; he must've sat down. "This new guy is really cute though. I can tell he can be someone you'll love fucking."

"Jeon Jungkook!" I sat up suddenly and prepared to hit him on the arm playfully. "You're turning Hoseok's clubhouse into a sex dungeon! Maybe you've forgotten that he lent the clubhouse to me initially before he flew to Hong Kong! I am the one this building is trusted to."

"Yeah, before I took over!"
"You have no ownership of this building," I insisted.
"You have no control of this building!" He argued. Ouch. No need to remind me that I lost to two kids.

I sighed and placed my hand on my face. "What the hell am I going to do with you?" I muttered inaudibly.

"What did you say, hyung?"
"Does Hoseok even know about the shenanigans you do here?" I asked. I don't trust my brother.

He smiled stupidly and shook his head. My left eye twitched. I fought back the urge to strangle him into a concussion. Or maybe death.

"You're missing the point!" Jungkook said. "Just be the new guy's partner then it's good. Your secret won't be leaked, and plus, you get a free porn life experience. It's a win win!"
"It's not a win win!" I said. With an exasperated sigh, I ran a hand through the brown dyed locks of my hair and gave him a serious stare.

"Well you're 29, and still single." Ouch, that hurts. "You're lonely and no one wants to date you." Sad, but true. I've tried dating, but no one wants to put up with my philosophical ass. Or maybe because they don't interest me much. So I don't care much about them. All the people I've met until now only wanted to be with me for my money, or my looks.

Well, I didn't spend much time with them so it's partially my fault. But what can I do when I'm not even the least drawn to them?

"And you're a fucking virgin who lives on porn videos." You didn't need to hurt me like that. I'm your own brother.

"So yeah!" He flung his arms like he'd made a rational point. "You outta get laid, hyung. What better opportunity to do that than right now!"

"But Kook-"

"I'm sending him in right now! Be nice, don't weird him out." And he left.

I totally gave up on life, rolled to my back, and fell asleep amidst the dark.

Fuck my life.

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I was pretty sure I haven't slept for almost an hour when I heard the door squeak open again. I opened my heavy eyelids and squinted against the ebony shadows. I can't see shit.

But, as I listened closely, my wolf senses could detect noises similar to muffled footsteps approaching my bed. Muffled, as if someone was wearing socks or some sort of covering over their feet and walking carefully on my room's smooth tiles. Very carefully.

Now that was suspicious.

If it were Kook, he'd flash open the lights immediately upon entering to murder my eyeballs and jump at me like I'm a trampoline with no mercy. So whoever this person is, it's definitely not Kook. I'm certain it's not even Tae; the guy would only knock and wouldn't come in unless I told him to.

So jesus fucking christ, I'm scared.

Who the fuck is this?! A burglar?! I attempted to stay as still as I can on my bed. However the goosebumps swept through my skin rigidly along with my trembling hands.
Ohmyfuckinggodwhatthefuck?

Calm down! I breathed in and out. I have to think of a plan fast. I slowly crept my right hand behind me to reach for the dresser beside my bed. My body struggled at the position, I wasn't particularly flexible at that. I moved my hand slowly over the surface of the dresser; ghosting over the things so that I wouldn't tumble over objects or make a loud noise to catch the attention of the burglar. Time was ticking by; the footsteps were coming closer.

My fingertips felt a hard, long object and I didn't hesitate to make a grab for it. I snatched the object, and hid it close to my chest. My back faced the door, so the object was probably hidden from the intruder along with the dark.

The footsteps drew closer, it was fully audible now. It wasn't heavy like angry stomps, but it was louder than the muffled careful steps than earlier. My heartbeat raced. When I felt the slight movement of my blankets, I knew the intruder reached my bed.

Without hesitation, I jumped up on the bed, and swung the long, hard object towards their head with a quick motion of my arms. Judging by their silhouette, I'd hit the side of their skull! Smack! The intruder yelped and cried, as his shadowy figure fell down to the floor.

I sat up on bed, the object still in my grip, and extended my hand for the light switch of my lamp. I flipped it open with one flick of my finger. And immediately, I raised my arms to prepare to attack again when I finally saw that the guy was no intruder.

A stranger yeah. But probably not an intruder.

Well, for one, I could smell a faint trail of Jungkook's scent on him, they probably met. Plus, he didn't look like an intruder. At least to my eyes. I've had my fair share of seeing intruders intruding my car business and they were all old, ugly men, and they would stare at me with grudge-filled eyes as I'd catch the police.

This guy though..

Has passed out.

I blinked dumbly. "Did I hit him that hard with this—" I looked at the long phallic object in my hands and nearly screeched and threw it across the room when I saw what it was!

A fucking purple dildo!

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Satan's note:
So because Lucifer kept publishing shit without my permission, I'm gonna pub this too without her knowing for revenge 💅✨ get rekt bitch
Fucking edit hoc ☠️☠️☠️

Lucifer - IHY. THERE WERE TYPOS BITCH. WHAT THE FUCK IS 'PHALIC'???????