mcyt age regression oneshots!

The plane before the honeymoon

Title: The plane before the honeymoon

CW: Petnames, again homophobic bitch but hehe Ranboo go brrrr

Contains:

Wilbur
Karl
???
Dream
Sapnap
Ranboo.

Plot. Gay?

Genre: gay asf- fluff

Let's

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Go-

LETSA GO

Wilbur POV:

just about 9 hours before our flight to Germany for our shared Honeymoon, with dream and Sapnappy. Karl blindfolds me and takes me into this strange place where I can hear kids chattering and screaming.

"He's a little older than the rest but every home he's been to has complained about him acting younger?" "Oh you poor thing.. you're coming home with us forever buddy!" Karl spoke.

"Here's his passport, his phone, birth certificate and just stuff you'll need for this fella!" I heard a lady talk before I heard a small 'yip!' sound. "That's perfect, thank you so much!!" Karl Said before dragging me away.

(Btw don't scream at me abt paperwork in the comments Karl did all the legal stuff a week before and just picked Fundy up now)

"Alright Wil, stay out here for a minute, I need to get some stuff" Karl says "okay Babe-" I mumble before some door opens. I'm then left alone for a good 15 minutes before Karl comes back out.

"Ready to see your surprise?" Karl asks. I nod "mhm! Yea!" I say excitedly. Karl takes the blindfold away and I gasp, "who's he.." I say in a happy tone, taking him from Karl "aren't you just an adorable little fox!" I smile.

"His name is Fundy babe, and I have reasons to suspect he is a regressor so be nice to him" Karl warned, "of course.. is he ours?!" I ask. "Yes silly-" Karl laughed. Fundys tail was wagging as he licked my face, I laughed "fundyyy!" I said playfully.

"Babe let's go to the car and get going to the airport- I have clothes and stuff for him already. Also I'm driving-" Karl said as he got in the driver's seat "Fundy? Wanna sit in the back with mama?!" I ask, refering to myself as mama since my man tits are bigger than Karl's- also I wore the fuckin dress I wanna be mama!

Fundy nodded before we got in the car. Me and Fundy in the back "so you're mama and I'm dada?" Karl laughed "yup, unless he feels older, then I'm mummy and you're daddy or dad" I smile, Fundy giggles "mummyyy" he then says.

"Mhm! I'm mummy little fox" I coo at him before Karl starts driving to the airport. "Turn the radio on Karl!" I pout. He sighs and puts it on..and it just so happens to be one of my songs. I smile and cover Fundys ears, I don't think Fundy needs to hear stuff about people showing me their tits.

"Nope- I'm turning it off, no tits for Fundy-" I start laughing and uncover my foxes ears. "Mummy why?" He asks, obviously not knowing much English. "That's got bad words in it-" I sigh "I words bad! Fuck bitch shit!" Fundy squealed happily

"Baby boy no- only daddy and mummy can say that!" I just hope he isn't gonna. Teach Ranboo how to swear, I mean Ranboo's 14 and Fundy is 12 so they may not hang out-

"Sweetheart we're here" Karl said gently to me, I got out the car and picked Fundy up, it was actually quite late since we were going to be on plane overnight. We then put our masks on and gave Fundy a little mask before walking in and sanatising our hands.

Covid was very very mild at the moment and we were all vaccinated so we were allowed to go on holiday. Karl whined "my arm hurtssss" also Karl got the booster since he was a surgeon. "I know sweetheart.. you can power through it!" I said before looking around.