RIFAYA JOHANI

part 1 of rifaya in which analham becomes a voodoo doll

ANATOMY OF A PLANT I SLAMMED MY PENIS IN THE CAR DOOR \

Ou slammed yuour penisx in the car door

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RIFAYA JOHANI

Rifaya Johani was a good man. He was born march 4th 2008, in bangladesh California At a Kaiser permanente. He was a really fine baby with a sharp jawline and some vibrant yellow armpit hairs. When he grew up he turned into a master hacker, and made money off of his golden yellow arpit furrs.

One day he met a straight cranky woman named anaLHAM lea jusrtice balent wall. She wanted to buy some of Rifayas armpit hairS but he refused her service. They became enemies and would argue A LOT, and one day in the middle of an argument of whose jawline was sexier, analhame brouht the fine rifaya johani in for a big juicy yummy tender passionate kiss. They were making out alot for 16 and a half hours. When they stopped making out for 16 and a half hours, rifaya finally decided to give analham a lock of his golden yummilicious armpit hairs. They were silky and well moisturized, the way analham liked it. But it was a scam! Analham was just using him all alomg! Rifaya cried, sobbed, moaned, groaned and other sad reactions. He realized how foolish he was. "Revenge time!" he said in a juicy mean toe. He grabbed a lock of analhams analhairs that he had saved from their 16 and a half hours of making out, and made a voodoo doll out of them. First he carved out analhams blockish head shape out of his reserved 1986 MagicWood that his grandfather had sacrificed to him before his death. He used the analhairs to make her thick eyebrows and put one in the heart of the doll. He stabbed her eyes 69 and 3 quarters times and hid a camera up her ass before she had left just in case. She waited -96 seconds to see what would happen. Finally he heard a loud tender moan coming from analhams camera. He smiled a thicc smile and thought it worked, until he heard ANOTHER VOICE COMING FROM HER CAMERA!!! It was anes secret sneaky link, Nathanal!!! It- couldnt be?? HIS WOOD WAS AN IMPOSTER!!!

To be continued....

"It-it can't be??" said Rifaya in a shocked toe. His magic one of a kind wood was gone. Rifaya dropped to his knees and cried for 16 and a half hours long.

A couple months passed by. Rifaya went back to his old dreadful life. He sold more of his luscious golden armpit hairs, hacked smort noobs, and showed off his sexy lip bitin' jawline to all the CCFC hotties before he was removed for causing them all to have the lifelong expenses of dread and sorrow. He was sitting in his room smelling the voodoo doll of analhams analhair-eyebrows for the 23rd time that day while crying to the sound of his noise machine that was making dolphin noises and sitting in the puddle of his sadness and life regrets, when he got a text from the one and only, an unknown number. "Tonight, 6:09 pm, at the dumpster behind your apartment building. Don't leave me waiting."

rifaya was grinning his greasy grin for at least 38 seconds. Finally!! An opportunity for this sad sack of a soul to meet his forever bestie!! He made sure to put on his best clothes. A shirt that read "mommy's little troublemaker" some yellow flip flops, baggy dad shorts, a leather chewed up hat he found in his mothers womb when he was still a lil yummy fetus, and a hawaiian beach dad shirt to go over his shirt (he also brought a spatula to make sure it wasn't one of his ex-sugar mommys/daddys/parents.)

He cautiously walked towards the dumpster at exactly "6:08" to make sure he wasn't late to this because even the great and inspiring Rifaya Johani was scared of whoever this sneaky sneaky was. "What if it was Analham?" he thought to himself. "Maby she wants to come back to apolagize and fuck out with me once more!!!"

As he approached he saw the shadow of

His thick mother, holding a McDonalds happy meal.

"Hello son, I heard you've been very naughty lately."

Rifaya gasped??/ how could this be??? His thick beautiful mother!??! Here??

"Mother, I promise i won't be bad, just please do not take my luscious armpit hairs away" he sobbed to his thick mother.

"I'm afraid it's too late, son/.

Rifaya's yummy golden locks of armpit furr were just about to be removed by his mother until AnalHam Lea JUstise Baling Wall stepped in and courageously grabbed rifayas spatula and smacked Rifayas Thick Mother in her left nostril causing her to disintegrate into uh into uh