I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS

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I was really hyper so I was sending random pics to my friends and-

I'M TRYING TO HOLD A COUGH IN WHILE I TYPE.-

But anyway, so I'm pretty sure I lost about 2 friends.

And my friend D, said he want my boDY PILLOW AND NOW I'M LIKE come fight me bitch bECAUSE NOPE.(Jk ily bruh.)

I WAS WATCHING YOUTUBE WHILE TAKING A RELAXING BUBBLE BATH WHEN OF COURSE I CLICKED ON "Crazy Sex Stories!" (Thanks Damon, Johnnie, and Bryan.) WhiCH WAS A MISTAKE BECAUSE I ALMOST KNOCKED MY LAPTOP INTO MY BATH AND DIED.

So I reALLY HOPE I DON'T WATCH THAT WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILYS ASLEEP BECAUSE I WILL LAUGH SO HARD THEY'LL DIE. you don't know whaT I DO FOR FUN.

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