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ima tell you about the story of this dude named uncle manboobs who had his food stolen from him one day!
so uncle manboobs was walking peacefully to chipotle and ordered his usual, which consisted of
- 100000000000000000 pounds of beef
- a slice of tomato
- a dash of cliantro
- a tortilla thats really large
idk how the people at chipotle managed to make that into a burrito but they did
anyways, as uncle manboobs walks out of chipotle
some nigga named mr. asianskinnyasfucklookinglikeastick took his burrito (probably because he needed some extra fat lets be honest, he skinny as fuck)!
uncle manboobs didn't know what to do cause he couldn't run, and he was lazy to call the police because he's uncle manboobs
so uncle manboobs layed on the ground, and began to roll up to mr. skinnyasfucklookinglikeastick
mr. skinnyasfucklookinglikeastick died while trying to save himself, but he deserved to die
so uncle manboobs managed to get his buritto back and walked back home to gain another 1,000 pounds from that burrito
ok im done pece fgts
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