the food in the attic

back again hoes

you bitches thought i was dead? think again

its me the one and only chrischin

alright alright

ima tell u a story of someone who basically said christmas wasn't around the corner??? this was like last month though just so u know!! 

basically i was chilling at home blasting mariah carey's all i want for christmas is you and some other holiday songs with some cool christmas sunglasses bc you know im the realest!!! all of a sudden i hear in the distance:

"BITCH ASS IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!"

???????? excuse me u fucking hoe?? did u just call me racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? fuckin g OFFENDED!!!!

i got a big ass christmas tree out of my closet and you know what's going to happen. im gonna drop that christmas tree on that bitch so hard its gonna drop like my fucking GPA!!!!

as i prepare to drop that shit i suddenly get caught by my parents?? they were like "THE FUCK U DOING WITH OUR CHRISTMAS TREE???" i responded with "IM PUTTING IT TO GOOD USE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT HO"

i grabbed that tree and dropped it off the balcony of my 3 story apartment (im on the second lmao) and dropped it like it was HOT

you know what happened to that christmas non-believer? fucking DIED TO THAT CHRISTMAS TREE. HE DESERVED THAT SHIT DAMN

alright ill come back with another story one day pece out

and remember

have a holy jolly christmas yall