Bone Painting Coroner

Chapter 30 - A Cute Kitten

Once Wei Yi heard that he would be turned into fish food, he became frightened to the point that his whole body was paralysed! Then, he retreated several steps while madly shaking his head, "Don't! Don't turn me into fish food. My flesh is not delicious."

However, Ji Yunshu firmly closed the distance between them. Her expression was grim and solemn as she continued to scare him, "Not only your wife can feed you to the fishes, she will also imprison you in a dark room filled with snakes, worms, rats and ants. They will crawl all over your body, slip inside your clothes and bite your fingers off."

Wei Yi held his head and squatted down while shouting loudly, "I don't want to be shut in a small dark room! I don't like snakes, worms, rats and ants at all. I don't want to go in there!"

Ji Yunshu could not bear to continue, but she gritted her teeth and carried on, "Wei Yi, if you don't want to be fish food or to be shut in a small dark room, then go to your mother and tell her that you don't want to marry a wife."

Wei Yi raised his head, his black eyes dyed in doubt, "If I don't marry... I won't be fed to the fishes?"

"Correct."

Wei Yi stood up while loudly declaring, "Then, I will not marry. I will not take a wife!"

Ji Yunshu's brilliant scheme finally reaped its rewards! But using this kind of method to scare him made Ji Yunshu felt somewhat embarrassed. Her grim and solemn expression transformed back into a "big sister's" smile, "Your mother is in the front hall right now. If you don't go now, it might be too late." Ji Yunshu was aware that saying such words would make her feel that her integrity was nothing but a lie, but it had to be done.

Wei Yi nodded without much thought. He was completely panicking as he ran toward the front hall. A wife that will feed me to the fishes?! Must not allow! Must not allow!

Behind him, Ji Yunshu could not refrain herself from hiding the smile on her face. This Wei Yi, teasing him is really amusing!

"He's really a fool. To actually believe what you said." Suddenly, a sharp sound broke the air behind her. She turned around to look and saw Ji Muqing in her beautiful flowery shoes, embroidered with phoenixes and clouds, strolling towards Ji Yunshu, "Ji Yunshu, that idiot is going to be your future husband. Do you really believe that you would not have to marry him by just scaring him like that?"

"Big Sister, weren't you in the front hall? Why did you suddenly decide to come here? You even have the leisure to eavesdropping on others' conversation." Ji Yunshu's tone had turned dull.

"I didn't eavesdrop." Ji Muqing raised her pointy chin and sneered, "I just happened to hear it."

Ever since Ji Yunshu transmigrated to this place, the person she admired the most was not any hero or a great person, and nor any legendary figure. Rather, she admired Ji Muqing, that woman who was afflicted with the grave illness called 'insufferable arrogance'!

"Since Eldest Sister heard everything, if you want to inform Father, this little sister will not stop you." Ji Yunshu stated.

Her statement seemed to have punctured Ji Muqing's plan, which naturally enraged her, "You're really not afraid that I'll tell father? If he knew you encouraged that idiot to decline this marriage, he would beat you to death."

"My skin is rough and my flesh is thick. I should be alright from a few lashes."

"You simply are..." Ji Muqing flicked her sleeve in anger. Her dignified facade was starting to fall apart, "What Third Little Brother said was correct; a bastard child like you should be defiled by the likes of that idiot."