Aries: I hid a million dollar under the
*dies*
Taurus: thanks for the going away cake guys
Gemini: knock knock..... who's there....
*dies*
Cancer: Some cliché movie last words.
Leo: You should have seen the look in your face.
Virgo: I wonder how many times I've blinked.
Libra: LOL BYE.
Scorpio: I AM READY FOR HELL.
Saggitarius: wait am I dying
Capricorn: finally man that was exhausting.
Aquarius: I see the light...... wait that's hellfire.
Pisces: tell my chinchilla I love him.
