"Ahhhhh"
The screams of the virgin Kevin were all that could be heard throughout the village.
The date was April 18. For months the village had heavy snowfall but on this day all the snow had melted away. It was almost like a miracle. But that wasn't the only miracle that happened that day.
The village had gathered around as they happily awaited the arrival of a new child. But what they weren't expecting the see the slippery limbs of an amphibian crawl out of the Virgin Kevin.
The whole village stared in shock as what they all thought would be a healthy baby boy or girl, was actually.... A red frog?
And it had... a top hat?
A whisper spread through the crowd.
"Is that a top hat?"
"That top hat does not look normal."
"This child must be cursed. It has a top hat on."
But one voice stood out above all others. "That child. That child is blessed with the gift"
"What is this gift you speak of?"
"The gift of the top hat. The ancient prophecy said that the one who is born with a top hat is the one true child of him"
An old lady in the crowd yelled out, " you mean this child, shares blood with him."
"Yes that is what I mean," the mysterious man stepped out of the crowd. The man standing there was very tall, and very gay. "This is the child of Bob Ross."
Everyone gasped as they looked at the Virgin Kevin in shock. Was her child his child.
Kevin stared into the abyss. That person he met all those years ago. Was this really.... His child?
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The love that broke all the rules (the origin of Alexism)
RomanceLong ago there was a poor farmer girl named Kevin. She had a cow, many dogs, some rabbits, and turkey. All that changes when the god of their world comes down to Earth. The god goes by the name of Bob Ross. This is a story of what happens when Kevin...
