hugh bliss x reader

chapter 1

  I got out of my car, standing in front of the building where I would begin my new life, and my new career: the WARP broadcasting company. I used to work as a freelance police officer but my dads fired me because I wasn't violent enough.

Anyway my name is Y/N and my car was stolen from my dads Sam and Max. I look just like Max. I'm a white lagomorph, but I have brown ears like Sam. Now that I have the Desoto (their car), they can't come and find me. Which is great, because I don't need them to berate me about not using my gun enough. Speaking of my gun, it was still on my belt for self-defense. 

Oh, and I also have a red tuft of hair which makes me look very cool. I got it dyed and ever since, all of the other people at the college for freelance police I used to go to were SO into me. Like I could feel them swooning from five feet away. 

 I stopped thinking about that stuff, and walked into the building, pushing open the door with slight force. And when I got inside I immediately saw my employer! The Director! I don't know what her actual name is. 

"Oh, Y/N! You showed up!" The Director exclaimed. "Get on set now! You're so beautiful. I bet the entire world is just dying to see you right now!" 

I blushed as I was complimented and I flipped my H/C hair back. Sure, I was very pretty, but did I deserve to be on live television? I mean my ex girlfriend Myra said I looked like a model. Except she broke up with me because I slouched too much. It's not my fault I have the posture of a shrimp! God why does everyone in my life hate me. 

I walked up on to the stage of "Midtown Cowboys" which was a show my dads were obsessed with and they were even on it one time. 

"In this episode, Mr. Featherly will not be here because he is out sick with the chicken pox." The Director told me. "So you will have a substitute for him as the landlord in the show." 

I nodded cutely, understanding. I didn't know who it would be because this change was unbeknownst to me. "I'm ready to be on TV!" I yelled, which was the Director's queue to start filming me. 

The cow in my apartment walked up to me, it was Bessie! I was a huge fan so I started squealing. And Bessie said "Moooo." in response. She had a kuromi hot topic t-shirt on for this episode and also ripped jeans which was super edgy and cool. 

I walked over to a stupid lamp next to the couch, and I put the lampshade on top of Bessie's head, obscuring her telltale cow face from view. "That should do it! My landlord shall never know!" I declared, pointing my finger up in the air like I was trying to strike down god. 

The doorknob moved a little bit, until someone finally came inside of the apartment. When I saw him...my lagomorph jaw dropped to the floor. 

He was amazing with pale skin and red eyes and an attractive white mustache!

"Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" He said with a sweet smile, as he looked at me. 

I turned red immediately even though I had fur. My face felt like it was burning as I took in all of his beautiful features. I blinked my E/C eyes at him sweetly. 

"Hi, Hugh! I'm Y/N!" I greeted the slim man, before the Director yelled "Cut!"

"You aren't following the script, Hugh." She snapped, slapping Hugh Bliss on the head with a copy of the script. 

"STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM!" I screamed, tears coming into my eyes. I yanked the script from her hands and ripped it up, tears falling all the while. 

"Y/N WHAT THE HELL!" The Director yelled. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" 

I looked up from the mess I had made, scattered pieces of paper like leaves on the floor of the studio. But it was all worth it. Worth it for Hugh's sake. 

"Do that again, and I'll fire you both!" The Director threatened angrily and I pouted. How come she was being so mean to Hugh and I? "Now get back on set before you regret it." 

I didn't want to listen to her but I got back on set anyway, as Hugh went back behind the apartment door. I quickly covered Bessie with the lampshade again, as the Director would have to capture that on camera again for the show. 

Then, Hugh came back into the apartment and I could barely stop myself from staring. He was so hot and wearing an MCR shirt and a frilly skirt with stockings. 

"I'm Hugh--" 

"NO!" The Director screamed. I think she was going to pull out her hair but she didn't probably for dignity's sake. She still kept filming though. 

"I mean--" Hugh corrected himself. "I know you are hiding a cow." He said in his blissful voice. 

"What do you mean? There are no cows here!" I told him. "This is just my antique lamp!" I patted Bessie on the back and she said "Mooooo." 

"Your lamp just said moo." Hugh Bliss pointed out, lifting the lampshade off of Bessie's head to reveal her! Oh no! This wasn't how the show went and I could see the Director fuming in the background. 

I nearly panicked. I had to distract Hugh from Bessie. "If you really want to know where a cow is, I can show you." I offered nervously, taking Hugh's soft hand in my own and blushing all the while. We walked off the set and right into the set for "Cooking Without Looking." My dads had also starred in that once and made a terrible cake. 

"I don't see a cow, Y/N." Hugh stated, before I grabbed his hand and looked him in the eyes. 

"The only true thing I'm hiding...are my feelings for you." I put my hand over my heart. "THEY are the cow, Hugh." I leaned in, about to kiss him, my face pink with blush before he pushed me off a bit. 

"I'm sorry Y/N." Hugh shook his head. "I already have a girlfriend called Sybil Pandemik." 

I gasped, on the verge of tears...