Hawkeye

Alien Life Form

Yesterday

"Run!" (Y/n) yelled as he ran through the halls of Area 51 with the short brown alien following closely behind him. The boy didn't currently have any of his Hawkeye gear on him.

"I am! Your legs are just huge, Like an elephant!" the alien said as he glared up at the average sized human.

"Alright fine Alf" (y/n) groaned before stopping and kneeling down. "Get on my back and I'll run"

"A free ride? How could I say no to that?" Alf replied before trying to get onto the boys back and failing. "A little help here?"

(Y/n) could here the boot steps of the approaching soldiers. "Alright" he said before boosting Alf up onto his back and starting to run.

"Giddy up horsey! Faster! Faster!" Alf yelled as he held onto the boy.

(Y/n) quickly turned a corner and found himself in front of two soldiers. Before they could react he quickly grabbed one's gun before hitting him in the head with the butt of it. He then dodged as the other shot at him.

"Woah! That's no paintball" Alf said as (y/n) knocked out the soldier.

"No it definitely wasn't" (y/n) agreed before starting to run again. "Let's get out of here"

Present

"And that's what happened" (y/n) finished as he talked to Kate in the kitchen.

"But why does he have to come live with us?!" Kate asked with a glare.

"Where else would we put him? A kennel?"

"Woah!" The two turned to see Alf staring at the tv. "That's high quality. Like I can even touch them" he reached his hand out to the tv but was cut off by Kate.

"Don't! I don't want fingerprints on the screen" she glared at the alien.

"Party pooper" Alf replied before making a face at the girl.

"Where's he gonna stay?" Kate asked as she looked back at (y/n). "We don't have any extra rooms"

"I'll stay in the room with all the cool toys" Alf said as he walked over to the kitchen.

"Hey that's my room!" (Y/n) said as he shook his head. "You're not staying in there"

"Sorry, I assumed married people always slept in the same room" Alf replied with a shrug.

"We're not married!" Kate replied defensively.

"Really? At you're age? Just propose to him lady, those eggs you're toting around have a sell by date" Alf said as he opened the refrigerator.

"How old do you think I am?!" Kate scowled at the little alien.

"I don't know. 40?" He asked with a shrug.

"What? No! I'm 18!" Kate said angrily as she closed the refrigerator before Alf could take anything.

"Oh. Well in that case I'd like to advise that you use make up. lots of it" Alf said with a shrug before turning to (y/n). "Got any beer?"

"Yeah it's in a mini fridge in my room" (y/n) replied.

"Wait how did you get beer? You're younger than I am" Kate asked as Alf walked away to get a beer.

"Same way I got wine and other alcoholic beverages" (y/n) replied with a shrug. "Welcome to the building gift from Felicia Hardy from upstairs"

"Wait we live under the black cat?" Kate asked as she looked up at the ceiling.

"Yep" (y/n) replied as Alf came back with two open beers. "Why did you open two now? Wouldn't it make more sense to keep one closed until you drink it?"

"I have two hands don't I?" Alf asked before drinking from both bottles at once. "Noob"

"Wait if he's been in Area 51 since the 90's then how does he know the word noob? Isn't that a relatively new word?" Kate asked.

"They gave me an Xbox. I quickly learned that call of duty is not the game to play if you want to make new friends" Alf said as he shook his head. "Lots of mean five year olds"

"Yeah... if you want friends than play pokepark Wii pikachus adventure. Best game ever" (y/n) said as he pointed to the game which was laying on the couch. "Now back to the point. Where do we keep Alf?"

"Why don't you two share a room? Then I get (y/n)'s room" Alf suggested. "Then everyone's happy. As long as you're quiet when you... you know"

The two looked at each other. "I'm in" (y/n) said with a shrug as Kate tried to figure out how there relationship had started going this fast. It had only been a couple of days since they got together and now they were talking about sharing a room.

"Screw it. I'm in" Kate sighed. "But you need to move the mini fridge with the alcohol into our room"

"Can I move my LEGO in too?" (Y/n) asked.

"Sure. Why not" Kate shrugged as (y/n) whooped happily.

"Can we add my name to the apartment? That way I can get my mail" Alf asked excitedly .

"What mail would you possibly be getting?" Kate asked as she looked at the alien skeptically.

"Ads. Lots of ads" Alf replied as he shrugged. "I just like looking at the pictures on them"

"Alright fine" Kate replied. "I'll need more than just Alf though. Do you have a last name?"

"Oh Alf isn't my name" Alf replied as he looked at (y/n). "Can you believe this one?"

"Have you never watched the show?" (Y/n) asked curiously.

"Or the movie which finished the story?" Alf added on.

"What show?"

"Alf!" Both the boys replied. "It stands for alien life form. It's his nickname" (y/n) said as he shook his head.

"Alright. Then what's your real name Alf?" Kate asked annoyedly. She just wanted this conversation over with.

"Gordon. Gordon shumway"

Word count; 993

(This book is just turning into me having fun. And that's just how I like it)