No your just gay 🏳️‍🌈

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He walked hurriedly towards her office catching everyone's eyes while he walks down the corridor with a bright pink box in hand. He finally got to her office and swiftly opened the door without knocking.

"Maria He did it again." Fury says placing the colorful box on her desk.

"Your overreacting." Maria says not breaking her look from computer screen.

"Am I?" Fury saids picking up the box and opening it. " Scones Maria, SCONES" he yells.

Maria just stares at him amused with a smirk on her face.

"What's funny" Fury says looking at the woman. Maria pulls a chair to her side.
"Sit" she says, he sighs but he eventually listens.

"You should just talk to him nick." She saids in a soft and gentle tone.

He laughs "yeah you should of saw how that went last time".

"I did" she chuckles "You both were a hot mess, Coulson passed out, you wouldn't sit down and be still from trying to take your mind off things, it was so bad you were shaking."

"I wasn't that bad." He grumbles

"Oh come on  you looked like one of those small dogs on Crack."

"Why can't we just sit down and have a normal conversation like me and you are doing right now, maybe there's just something wrong with us or me, maybe we are cursed."

"No your just Gay," Maria laughs.

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