Alexa Bliss is my wife

Crown Jewel results

- Roman vs Brock
Roman retained. Seriously, when is going to be over? Also, can we talk about Paul's face? Like he looked very devasted and disappointed that Roman won

- Big E vs Drew
Big E retained. And the match was so fucking awesome

- Becky vs Bianca vs Sasha
Becky retained. Which I'm not mad about since she was one of my picks.

- Goldberg vs Bobby
Goldberg won. God damnit WWE why won't you let him be retired in peace?!

- Edge vs Seth
Edge won and he did it by doing Seth's own move oh him MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It made me happy

- Finn vs Xavier
ALL HAIL KING XAVIER

- Doudrop vs Zelina
ZELINA WON YES! JFJRJBDCBHCJDJEDBFHGJE MY LATINA QUEEN WWOOOOOOOOO

EXTRAS
- The only good thing about Doudrop is her THICCNESS ok. That's the only thing

- I just noticed that this is the first time Crown Jewel has two women's matches. That's history making right there

- This PPV lasted almost 5 hours... Holy shit

- So Becky and Charlotte switch titles and then face each other at Survivor Series. The other thing I'm seeing that's gonna happen in the future is Charlotte vs Sasha and Becky vs Bianca.

- I've noticed through social media that Alexa is getting ready to get married. Though she probably already got married. So if she returns on Raw then there's the possibility that she's going after Becky. At least I hope so