Wolfychu x SweetoTOONS (Inspired by ThatOne_Dork9245's Old Fanfic)

What the Funk? Part 7/9: Another Dearest?! (Funkin Arc)

JPOV

On a train
Me: Woah!
BF: Bepdai!
GF was looking away from the lady next to us.
???: Don't you want to introduce me, Girlfriend Gearest? Would you also explain why your father is pissed the fuck off?
GF: Guys... This is my mom... Mommy Mearest....
MM: Hello, sorry for the sudden... lift.
Me: It's ok! We were just surprised, thats all!
GF: Hey Mom... can you help us out?
MM: With what, may I ask?
GF explains everything. And I mean EVERYTHING every thing! She was there talking for an hour, I'm surprised the train never stopped.
MM: I see...
Mommy Mearest pulls out a microphone, as I pull out mine.
MM: Let's see what you got!

After Satan Panties

Me: I like that song, it just gets me in the mood for a Kawaii Sprite!
MM nods as we catch our breath.
"Alright, now your turn Wolfy!" exclaimed Mrs. Mearest.
Wolfy was in shock.
"Wha- No I'm sorry I can't there's no way-"
I cut her off.
"You got this bestie!" I scream out.
Wolfy turns towards me and gives me the look of "You too!? You're gonna owe me something after this."
Wolfy looks back at MM, grabbing a mic.
She looks at MM with pride.
"Alright Mrs. Mearest... I won't hold back!"

After High

The Mearest give Wolfy a compliment after Wolfy wins the battle.
"I'm done... Yea I'm definitely done-" Wolfy breathlessly says.
"Guess it's my turn!" Ami yells.
Mearest stops her right in her tracks.
"Nuh-uh, missy. ALL three of you guys are gonna go against me! I'm not a nice pop star if I hold back, now am I?" MM exclaims in a smirk.
"Beep bo!? Ske dep bap bo pi!" Boyfriend yells.
He sounded worried...
"Yea Mom, do you really wanna do that song? BF could barely keep up with that one part, and he's an expert singer!" GF exclaims.
"Beep dai...." BF worried.
"I'm more than positive they'll get through it, after all, tis only be 3 of them!" MM insisted.
"Oh no..." The three of us worriedly agreed to the song.

After M.I.L.F

"I guess that was too much, now was it..." MM says with her hand on her hip, as she barely lost the match.
Wolfy: Our dignity...
Me: Our life essence...
Ami: Gone...
All: To shambles...
MM announced that that was the last song and that we were almost at her house.
Until then, we rested...

At the Dearest Resident

"You guys had a rough day... Let's go take a break and play a video game!" GF exclaims.
Of course I said yes, why wouldn't I?
Wolfy grabbed a game from the shelf.
"Hating Simulator..." She mutters.
She puts the game in the console...
"What's different about this game?  Does it like, trap you in it or something?" Ami asked.
"There's no way it'll trap us inside you must be completely insane to think that that will happe-" I get cut off by GF
"That's exactly what happens!"
"Huh?" We all say.
Then we saw a bright light...

Next Time, Part 8/9
Ami: All I can say is pixels everywhere! There's someone named Senpai here... He's kinda cute though... Oh yea! I guess we're in the game now... What to do, what to do...
Next Time: Into the Hating Sim!
Jordan: Stop being a simp Ami!
Release date: 12/21
(Christmas week coming in the What the Funk!? Mod Series!)