Darkstache Corpse Bride AU (Discontinued)

The Corpse Groom

William walks among the trees sadly. He's such an idiot. He can't even say his vows properly.
  "It really shouldn't be that difficult. Just a few simple vows." William tries to practice out loud.
  "With this hand, I will take your wine." William shakes his head.
  "No.." he tries again.
  "With this hand... I will cup your... oh, goodness, no!" William sighs sitting on a stump.
  "With this candle, I will... I will... set your mother on fire. Oh I'm such an idiot..." William sighs and stands confidently.
  "With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine." he was actually doing it! William walks up to a tree.
  "Mrs. Plier. You look lovely this evening." he then walks up to a stump.
  "What's that Mr. Plier? Call you "dad"? If you insist, sir." William pats the stump.
  "With this candle, I will light your way in darkness." he takes a branch and pretends to light a candle then discards it behind him. He walks up to a hand shaped branch in the ground.
  "With this ring..." William places the ring on one of the "fingers"
  "...I ask you to be mine." William looks behind him as crows caw and gather on the branches and the wind picks up. The "branch" moves and grabs William's arm. William yelps in alarm as he tugs on the boney arm trying to break free from its grip. The sound of a pop can be heard. The arm breaks free from the ground and grips Williams arm tightly. The ground before him begins to upturn and a fleshed arm appears. A corpse groom stood before him. William shakes the arm off of him.
"I do." the corpse groom said before taking a step towards William and grabbing its arm off the ground. William screams in terror. He runs as fast as he can through the trees. His suit getting ripped in the process. As he reaches the bridge he turns around. The corpse groom was nowhere in sight. William breathes a sigh of relief. He turns to go home. The corpse groom stands before him.
  "You may kiss the groom..." the corpse groom says before everything goes black.