Ron entered the kitchens in craving for some chicken, but little did he know that today was the day he meets the love of his life
He was about to enter the kitchens, when he remembered you had to tickle the 5 foot long pear next to the kitchen door in order to enter.
So with his creative mind, he bit into the pear and lavished it in 1 big bite
Like I said, it was a good thing no one was there to wittiness this
Somehow, that made the door open, but then came out a tall lady who looked like she was 9,6 tall. She was dressed in a white dress with 3 black flowers on the side of her huge chest, the lady's jet black hair was short and slightly curled. And on top of that, was a white victorian hat that also had black flowers to match her outfit
It was Lady Dimitrescu
She opened her bright yellow eyes and glanced down at Ron, who was shocked.
Not from her presence, but how tall she is.
And slightly because of her presence
She bent down and without a word, handed him a key to the kitchen's huge fridge
Then she dabbed and yeeted herself out the window to become a dragon and fly away fast before Hagrid decided to keep her as a pet and name her fluffy 2.0
Like what the hell, who names a dragon Fluffy?!
Ron got out his sunglasses and a walking cane, he decided he would pretend not to see what the hell he just saw for 11.5 seconds.
He grasped the key tightly and pushed it into the door's keyhole(pls don't be dirty minded)
And.. my was it a view!
Every chicken ever made was right in front of his to hungry and greedy eyes!
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LOVE AT FIRST BITE~ (Ron Weasley x chicken leg)
Fanfiction! D I S C L A I M E R ! -Not recommended for vegans or vegetarians - 13+ -(this is just a joke pls don't attack me and my friend on my profile)
