[The first years are over at Ramshackle dormitory]
Epel: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Y/N: ... N-No...
Y/N, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Sebek, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Ace: I see a-
Y/N, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Deuce: Oh, well I-
Y/N: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *Fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Y/N, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Ace: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Epel: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Y/N: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Y/N: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Y/N, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Y/N: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Sebek, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Y/N: ...
Deuce: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Y/N: ...
Y/N, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
