[Babysitter Riddle taking care of the first years that were magically transformed into kids]
Cater: Soooooo... Dorm Leader Rosehearts, how are you handling the kids?
Riddle: Sebek doesn't stop screaming, Epel won't stop strangling him, Jack won't stop running around, Ace and Deuce has been fighting each other ever since they woke up, Y/N won't stop eating and crying. I've slept 4 hours in the past 5 days and I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Riddle: *Bites his magic pen dipped in ranch
Cater: ...
Riddle: This wasn't the carrot, was it?