Neferparty was living in the streets (damn papa your a rare breed) and was super duper crusty asf🤮
Then a boy named Alex fell into a hole 🕳 and broke his kneecaps open they were also a bit ashy so it kinda helped. Then he saw her, his eyes locked nasty Neferparty's caca 💩 brown eyes. It was like love at first sight 💗. He then told the ambulance that came to help him to leave him there. So they did (Nobody like his ashy ass). He crawled with his little weak stick hands over to Neferparty, and asked her "Do you want to shower at my house, you seem a little crusty....you need it." She then said "Bro look at your ashy ass open ass kneecaps, you really need some crema on them shits."
"Sure let's just go to my house", he said. So they did.....Neferparty showered and she wasn't crusty anymore. She also grabbed a cotonete (cotton swab) to clean her ears out, they were yellow asf that they were yellower than my crusty ass toenails. But what we don't know is that Alex found Neferparty's yellow earwax super sexy ;). After she went tot he kitchen Alex grabbed the yellow ass cotonete and sucked on that shit real hard. Secretly, Neferparty saw that so she left his ass. When she had left she went towards the city to an apartment complex, to room 69, which was Alan and Edward's apartment. She went into Edward and Alan's apartment as it was open and saw them having a little too much funnnn 🤩. She then had said "OOooooOooO I see y'all flatly cakes having a little fun" and slapped Alan's ass. After they got weirded out, and Neferparty went into their kids room. She decided she was a little hungry, and took María Guadalupe de la Rosa and went running 🏃♀️ out their house and so did they but they were butter ball nakey running 🏃 🏃 behind her. When she lost them, she went into a black market and sold the baby for some takis.𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚍
(P.S she died because the takis were too bussin and burnt her asshole👨🏽🦳🕶🤏🏽)
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A Girl Who just wanted takis and a fucking shower :)
FanfictionAles has ashy kneecaps 😩✋