Pitch: Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Harley
Looking so down in the dumps
Every person here would love to be you, harley !
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite gal
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No ones slick as Harley no ones quick as harley no ones neck as incredibly THICK as Harley theres no person in town half as fearless
Mordu: Perfect, a pure paragon!
Pitch: You can ask any tom, dick, or stanley and they'll tell you whos team they prefer to be on! who plays darts like Harley, who breaks hearts like harley whos much more than a sum of her parts like harley!
Me: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
All: My, what a gal , that Harley!
me: I needed encourgement thank you Pitch
Pitch: wells there no one as easy to bloster as you! too much?
Me: yep
All: No one fights like harley
Douses lights like harley
Pitch: in a wrestling match no one BITES like Harley
Me: when I hunt I sneak up with my quiver and beasts of the field say a prayer first I carefully aim for the liver than I shoot for behind!.
Pitch: Is that Fair?
Me: I dont care!
All: No one hits like harley
Matches wits like harley
Pitch: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Harley
me: I'm especially good at expectorating!
*Spits*
All: TEN POINTS FOR HARLEY!
me: when I was girl I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large and now that im grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so im roughly the size of a barge!
Pitch: who has brains, entertians!
me: who can make up her endless refrains like Harley! I use spikes in all of my decorating!
All: say it again! whos a women of a women!Who's the super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask her fans and shes five hangers-on
There's just one girl in town
Who's got all of it down...
Pitch: And her name's is H-A-R
I believe there's another R.. it just occured to me that im a literate and I never actually spelled it out before.
All: HARLEY!
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Waiting In The Wings
AdventureA young teenage girl named Harley had has enough with people treating her like an object so she decides to take sides with the nightmare king (Pitch Black) and get revenge on the people who underastimated her all her life!.
