Today has been a very stressful day, I have to work 2 hours away from home, unfortunately, I cannot afford a new house, so I refuse to buy one, the prices are extortionate in the city. I had just about finished my work when my boss walked in.
"Hey, can you get the report done by Friday? We need it in soon," he spoke.
I sighed and gave him a smile and thumbs up, when he walked out, I mocked him.
"Get your report done blah blah blah."
I took one sip of water, and I finished my work for the day, on my way out, I said bye to Janice who stopped me and asked if I could try her new drink she had been working on from home.
"Yeah, sure, why not, I've got nothing to lose I guess." I sighed
Janice smiled and handled over a bottle that was bright red and cloudy, I took a sip, I wanted to spit it out, it tasted like vomit. I put it to one side of my mouth and smiled, through my watery mouth,
"Thanks, it tasted lovely."
I clenched my teeth, and as I walked out of the office building I made sure nobody was looking and spat up the drink. I went to the closest drink fountain and spent what felt like hours there, I loved the cold water running down my throat. After I finished drinking, I walked to my car, which was around the corner, so about a 5 minute walk.
When I got in my car, I ignited the engine and started driving, I decided to stop by at KFC and buy some dinner for myself so I ordered some chicken and a Peepis, which I loved. I sat in the parking lot and drank my Peepis and ate my chicken. I had some of the coating on my fingers, so I licked my fingers clean, and wiped them on a hankerchief. I continued driving, slowly drinking more water as I went.
About 1 hour in, I looked up ahead and saw a traffic jam, at this point, it was about 6:15pm, so I couldn't be bothered, but I had to. When I joined the line of traffic, the Peepis went through my system quickly and I felt the sudden urge to take a long piss, I started to hold my crotch and profusely honk the horn so the cars could move, they did not. I was currently on a bridge, so I couldn't get out and pee in the forest next to the highway.
I decided to jump out of my car to see what was happening. Upon getting out of my car, I felt dribbles down my legs and it started coming very quickly, I was peeing, and everyone could see. I could see everyone in their car staring and laughing, I quickly ran back in my car and used the remaining hankerchiefs to clean myself up.
After an hour, the jam had moved about 12 miles, and it was half past 7 now, I could see the turn off for my town but it would've taken another 5 or so minutes to get there. Suddenly my bowels began moving because of the KFC, and it was very quick because before I could react I felt a log pushing out and when I readjusted myself I could feel it smush around in my pants.
Around 10 minutes later I arrived back home, I immediately showered and cleaned myself up, and I sometimes wear diapers depending on how I feel and what i'm eating/drinking.