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(Link has added Revali and Daruk)
Revali: ????
Daruk: ????
Link: We need to talk
Revali: Why?
Daruk: I'm wondering the same thing
Link: I need advice
Daruk: For what?
Link: Well theres this girl...
Revali: HA!
Link: ...
Daruk: Who
Revali: Spill the tea
Link: Well...
Daruk: We're waiting
Revali: Come on
Link: Do you guys know about inter-race relationships?
Revali: Yes
Daruk: No
Link: Good
Daruk: ???
Revali: I've been to a Gerudo-rito wedding, a Zora-rito wedding, and Rito-Hylian wedding.
Link: Wow
Revali: Yeah, I'm a pretty popular guest
Daruk: :|
Link: So how do they work?
Revali: Same as HylianxHylian
Link: ???????
Revali: The Bagel-sausage method
Daruk: I'm hungry
Link: ?????
Revali: The sausage goes into the bagel
Link: Revali stop I get it now
Revali: Good
Daruk: I'm lost
Revali: Basic NORMAL reproduction
Daruk: Oh
Link: :|
Daruk: You guys have rocks on your backs too???
Link: NO!!!!!!
Revali: NO!!!!
Link: :/
Revali: You'll see
Daruk: Ok
Link: This is useless
Revali: :o
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Botw champions group chat
FanfictionAfter Purah found a new rune for the sheikah slate. The chat rune. Follow the champs as they explore the new rune. And will they survive the calamity?
