Hurricane Roll: Mega Man (Volume 1)

Chapter III: Here's What You Need To Know

I looked like myself. Gray jacket, black shirt, jeans, gray shoes. Rock was in a light blue short sleeve shirt, and dark blue shorts and Roll was in a pink short sleeve shirt and red skirt both like normal.
"So hi, I'm Rock that's Roll and Dr. Light." said Rock. "I'm Parker. Nice to meet you" I said. "So what happened?"
"Here's what you need to know." said Roll. "You fell from the sky with bad injuries. You were unconscious when Light found you. So he took you into the lab and now, well now." Rock said "You were out for like five hours, so it would take about that long to explain."
"Well, no more Red Bull for me. Unless," I flicked myself. I felt it. "Well this happened. Don't get me wrong, I am thankful and to be honest this is awesome!"
"Well, that was a bad fall. Although, you don't need to explain what happened. To get your memories back we ran your memories through a computer. And that would be weird, if Rock here hadn't fought mutant hedgehogs, electric mice, and pink blobs."
"Hehe, yeah. So you need any help around here?" I said. "Think the words lie is a cake." said Dr. Light. I am a big gamer so the memory scan revealed some Portal stuff probably. "I tried something you'd remember." said Light Well, I did that, Rock, Roll, and Light took a step back, and OH MY GOD AN ENERGY SWORD!
My day has been made.
"Dr. Wily is frequently attacking Mega City. Rock will need some help." said Light. "I will try my best, sir" I said. This can only mean one thing.

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED