Patrick: ahhhhhh!!!!Stop it! it hurts!
Alley: don't worry Pat, you'll be dead soon!
Patrick: ahhhhhh!!!!! why are you doing this to us?
Alley: don't worry it'll be over soon! you'll be dead! & when you're dead I'll do something with your body! hahahahahahah!!!!!! but now it's time to finish it!
Patrick: stop- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! {falls down}
Alley: he's finally dead! now it's time to turn you two into EXES! hahahaha!!!!
💕after that day 💕
Patrick: Paul?
Paul: yeah Pat?
Patrick: I've been feeling weird lately
Paul: really?
Patrick: yes, what's happening to me?
Paul: I don't know.....
💕a few minutes later 💕
Patrick.EXE: well that was unexpected.
Paul: ⊙.☉
Patrick.EXE: hm? oh, hi Paul!
Paul: I think I know now why you were feeling weird......
Patrick.EXE: because I was turning into a EXE?
Paul: yes.
Patrick.EXE: I have a EXE form now!
Paul: I guess you do.....
Patrick.EXE: 😊
Paul: ow! my eyes hurt!
Patrick.EXE: what? your eyes hurt?
Paul: yes!
Patrick.EXE: uh oh.
Paul: ughhhhh!!!!!! huh? it stopped?
Patrick.EXE: uhhhh...... Paul?
Paul: yes Pat?
Patrick.EXE: whatever you do don't look in the mirror!
Paul: why?
Patrick.EXE: because your eyes are.....uhhhh...... not there anymore.
Paul: what are you talking about? I can see! {blood comes out of his eye sockets}
Patrick.EXE: annnd now your blood is coming out of your eye sockets.
Paul: eye sockets? what happened to my eyes?
Patrick.EXE: you're gonna have to do what I told you not to do......... look in the mirror.
Paul: okay? I don't understand why you said eye- {the mirror shows him that he now just has eye sockets} -sockets.......ahhhhhh!!!!!! what happened to my eyes?!
Patrick.EXE: you don't have eyes anymore.
Paul: there's blood coming out of them!
Patrick.EXE: oh, you have claws now.
Paul: what- ahhhhhh!!!!! what the heck is happening to me?!
Patrick: the same thing that happened to me.
Paul: wait, THIS happened to you?
Patrick.EXE: yes, it was painful.
Paul: but why can I still see?
Patrick.EXE: because your eye sockets became your eyes.
Paul: okay? I guess that make sense?
Patrick.EXE: yeah, it's confusing.
Paul: ⊙.☉ AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! what's happening to me?!
Patrick.EXE: oh no, you're getting scars!
Paul: what?! ahhhhhh!!!!!
Patrick.EXE: Paul, you're gonna be okay.
Paul: stop! stop it!
Patrick.EXE: {hugs Paul} Paul! Listen to me! you're gonna be okay, buddy.
Paul: it's hurts Pat.
Patrick.EXE: I know, but try to ignore it.
Paul: okay, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Patrick.EXE: uhhhh........(he's like me now!) Paul, you are okay?
Paul.EXE: {breathing} hehehe........... I'm fine actually!
Patrick.EXE: uhhh........You look..........ummm....crazy.
Paul.EXE: crazy? oh, hahah! I'm not crazy!
Patrick.EXE: Paul, you're going insane!!!
Paul.EXE: oh, you think I'm going insane? ha! how funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Patrick.EXE: Paul, snap out of it!
Paul.EXE: huh? what happened?
Patrick.EXE: you were going insane!
Paul.EXE: really?
Patrick.EXE: yes!
Paul.EXE: hmmm.......⊙.☉ ow! why does my arm hurt?
Patrick.EXE: oh, your arm hurts too?
Paul.EXE: yes! wait, you're feeling pain in your arm too?
Patrick.EXE: uhhh.....I think the pain just faded away.
Paul.EXE: how is that possible?
Patrick.EXE: I don't know but it is.
Paul.EXE: so, are we stuck like this?
Patrick.EXE: hmmm....... I'll try to turn back to normal....well, as normal as a half animal can be.........
Paul.EXE: you're back to normal!
Patrick: huh, I guess I am! {looks at Paul} uhhhhh.......
Paul.EXE: what? Why you looking at me like that?
Patrick: you need to look in the mirror.......
Paul.EXE: okay, {looks in the mirror} ahhhhhh!!!! what happened to me?!
Patrick: yeah, you're kinda scary.
Paul.EXE: Pat..........
Patrick: yes Paul?
Paul.EXE: I'm a monster!
Patrick: what? no! you're not a monster!
Paul.EXE: I look like a monster, I sound like a monster, & I even acted like a monster!
Patrick: you can turn back to your normal form.
Paul.EXE: but what if when I turn back into a EXE I'll try to kill you?
Tord.EXE: excuse me?! Did I hear racism towards my kind?!
Paul.EXE: no offense Tord!
Tord.EXE: I still feel offended! But I'm going anyway.
Patrick: you really need to work on your issues.....
Paul.EXE: yeah, I guess........{turns back to normal from}
Patrick: you're back to normal!
Paul: hmmm.......maybe these EXE forms could be of use to us.
Patrick: only time will tell!
Paul: oh yes.......time will tell well............
Patrick: don't try to be evil!
Paul: awww! you're no fun!
