If you were wondering, this is a book on how to touch grass for you filthy human beings out there 😍(or if you read some cursed ed sheeran smut for shits and giggles)
Anyways on with the lesson!
Step 1:Get out of your room. How long have you even been in there?!
Step 2: Go outside. This is VERY important for touching grass
Step 3: Kneel down. (Unless you can touch beyond your toes)
Step 4: Touch grass. Congrats if you actually touched the grass! You are very brave 😎
(Also I am making another book for cleansing your soul of sinful fanfic smuts)
YOU ARE READING
How to touch grass! (tutorial)
AlteleI havent seen anybody do this so here you go! For people who are really down bad.
