Y/N was in the 8th grade, they loved going to their school. Well, not really but there was always someone they would meet everyday. They acted like their friends never existed in this class and laid eyes on only one person. Science class was every day either 2nd or 3rd period depending on the schedule. Oh boy Y/N would be jumping in joy once they saw the look on that persons face.
Y/N was a heavy sleeper, They woke up at 7:45am knowing the bus leaves at 8:00. Mans went running down the stairs and speedran their entire morning routine, couldn't even say bye to their mother. They got in the bus just in time and was already jumping up and down in their seat. First period was boring old math. Y/N had to sit there for 45 minutes before 2nd period. As soon as the bell rang, Y/N ran like the wind to get to science class. They didn't care about any missing homework or anything that dropped. All they cared about was this special person.
As soon as Y/N walked into the classroom, they saw the person.
Mr Skeleton is what the kids in the class call him by but Y/N knows that his real name, his real majestic name is Mr Funnybones. Before they went to sit down, Y/N went up to Mr Funnybones. Oh boy he was excited too.
"Mr Funnybones! I'm so glad to see you today" Y/N said with a smile. A deep voice emerged from the skeleton. "Y/N I missed you so much, it gets so dark in here at night and all I have with me is your picture you gave me a long time ago".
"Y/N! Sit down and stop talking to the class skeleton. You're out of your mind!"
Kids were laughing as Y/N returned to their seat. "Imagine being friends with the class skeleton. oH mR sKelEtOn hOW mUcH i mIsSed yOu tOday" they mocked. Y/N sat there with slight anger in their eyes, but lust for Mr Funnybones took over.
They decided a plan.
Y/N would go at 6th period as they would have access to the library at the time, The science classroom would be empty because the teacher was a substitute for a teacher on maternity leave. They would take Mr Funnybones and leave him outside the window in a bush where nobody can see. Y/N would then have to walk home from a shortcut so nobody sees them taking him.
The day seemed to drag a bit before 6th period finally came. They went up to their homeroom teacher and asked if they could head to the library. The teacher agreed and off Y/N went. It was pretty scary for a 13 year old but they thought they could pull it off. All of a sudden they bumped into someone.
"Hey! Aren't you supposed to be in class?"
The principal.
"Yeah I was just heading to the library."
"The libraries the other way Y/N."
"Oh- sorry this schools big. Its hard getting around"
"No worries, would you like me to take you there?"
"No, I'm alright thank you!"
That was a close one, Y/N walked the other way before finding a hall that can lead them back to science class. And there he was. Mr Funnybones. "MR FUNNYBONES! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" Y/N burst into tears. Mr Funnybones was in loss of words that his love has came back for him.
"Let's get you out of this hellhole."
"Wait-" Mr Funnybones said. "There's- something I wanna tell you before we go." "Yeah?" Y/N answered with confusion. "I- I love you. Not like a friend- I really really love you." Y/N was jumping with joy in their head. "Mr- Mr Funnybones, I- I love you too." Y/N shed a couple more tears before reaching up and kissing Mr Funnybones on the cheekbone. Let's go home shall we? I'll find a way to get to you as soon as possible.
Y/N got Mr Funnybones outside the window just as the school bell rang, They ran out of there and headed back to class. Y/N wanted to go home so badly, they couldn't leave before 8th period could they. Y/N managed to text someone they knew near and dear to their heart.
Sexy Spaghetti.
Sexy Spaghetti was a hot figure thing made out of spaghetti, always getting Y/N out of trouble and boring things. This time, it was an emergency. Y/N told Sexy Spaghetti to come fast. The school lights turned red and classrooms filled with the best tomato sauce you can imagine, Kids saw strands of spaghetti reach out from the window and grab Y/N by the hand and take them outside. Y/N went scavenging for Mr Funnybones, finding him under that same bush. "Time to take you home my love."
"You guys are dating now? What the f-"
"Deal with it, I'm gonna need you more to take me out."
Mr Funnybones and Y/N walked home peacefully and had sex in Y/N's bedroom.
Fin.
