Geez, Relax mah dude (MHA x Male Reader)

Chapter 1 : i just go out and my days already ruined

"Uhhhhhh could I get...strawberry with chocolate and vanilla combo? And I want the rice crispy as a topping"

The ice cream man look at me with fear on his face as he put my ice cream request inside the bowl. he also looks like he is about to piss his pants

After he was done putting the rice crispy top of my delicious ice cream, he gave the ice cream to me as I pay him and goes away with the ice cream I bought

While I was enjoying my delicious ice cream, also on the way to get back home, I suddenly was interrupted by-

"Stop right there, you villain! You're evil-doing ends here!"

By this fire face. seriously, how the frick his face wasn't get burned yet?

"Now! Either you give yourself to the police station or I bring you to polices station by myself"

"Wait, let me take off my airpods so I could hear you better" I shouted as I take off my airpods and put them In on my fancy pocket clothes

"What did ya say again? If you didn't mind telling it again of course" I asked and he throws his Mario fireball at me

And of course, I dodge it. duh

"Yo, you are already old enough. But still have no respect toward teenagers like me. " I smirked, "just quit your heroes things and go taking care of your daddy issue son and your mental wife kay?"

Endeavor then shoots another fire. and it almost hit me

"Oh darn. I make Mr.beard on fire mad, aren't I?" I asked myself, and Endeavor launch himself toward me as I quickly duck and get away from him

"Phew. that's was close" I said then I take out my towels and wipes the sweat away

Then I smell something..burned..and turn out..my hair on fire

"Frick! Fire!" I shouted as I use my towel to extinguish the fire

I then put my towels back in my pocket As I fixed my messy hair

"Geez...you want to defeat me that bad eh?" I asked Endeavor and he returned 'IDK what you said' face. My anger slowly rises as I take a very deep breath

"Fine. Don't Blame me if I accidentally kill innocent people here" I said as something tall comes out from the ground in front of me with six arms

That thing, then take out a really big ax as it launches itself to endeavor and began to fight with the endeavor

"What a sad ending it, was," I said as I looked at Endeavor's helper and the police

"If any of you wish to help him, then go on. but I'm telling you if that thing sees you, then you're life goes bye-bye" I said with a serious face then-

I hear notifications from my phone and I take out my phone and look at it

"Oh geez. Looks like my pizza delivery is already in front of my house. see ya people" I said as I quickly run from the situation that I didn't wanna get into trouble again