Geez, Relax mah dude (MHA x Male Reader)

Chapter 2 : Darnit

"FRICK MY ENTIRE LIFE!"

I shouted as I ran away from the police who chased after me

I mentally hate the police. And heroes

I run as fast as I can but there's are police chasing me with motorcycles

Hold up, I have a quirk. oh God I'm so freaking stupid

I use my quirk and a book appears on my hand and I read a bit and oh. it's doujinshi rated for +18

I then look behind me and throw the doujinshi to the motorcycle police and the book hit the police and the police falls of motorcycle

Oh darn. who would thought that would happen. but lmao. as long I'm safe nothing is a problem lololo

I keep running. after running for 5 minutes straight, I stop and take my breath. Wow. how many calories do I burn just now? oh, I also fixed my hair with hair gel that comes out of nowhere cus why not. right bae? Tibbbeee siaaaaaa

I then looked around and take a sip of my spare water that with me all the time.

What? Never seen a villain drink water before?

That's sad. Also. drink water fellows unknown people that watching me. Stay healthy and stay hydrated by Mr. Y/n.is that counted as breaking the fourth wall?

No? Okay that's great. Even if it is, it's not like I'm gonna care about it lolollolo

So I walked to my home. And most of the citizens didn't even realize that they just walked past the not-so-famous-but-still-famous-villain. Looks like I'm pretty great at changing my hairstyles eh?. Also, people's stupid

Then I arrived at my greatest home. my home was surrounded by plants and trees cus idk. It feels a lot colder with these plants and trees. besides, plants let out oxygen so yea.

And then I saw a person. who I assumed my pizza delivery peeps. So I decide to scare him a bit so I changed to my usually known hairstyle and shouted "hoi!" And he'd looked at me and his even wide for a sec before he runs away. letting my pizza on the ground

Oh darn. I didn't mean to scare him off but hey, at least I don't have to pay for the food so yea. great jobs for me lmao.

I take the (Roblox pizza) PIZZA!  And bring it inside

I sit on my precious couch and turn on the tv and watch it while eating MY PIZZA. What pizza did you ask? Pizza with pineapple.

Just kidding. Just pizza with extra pepperoni. I think. Idk. I just said

While I was watching Kamen rider- don't ask why I watching Kamen Rider. It's non of your consent kay?

While I was watching kamen rider fighting weird mind of monster and making not really funny but still funny joke, the TV suddenly change to my hated show.

Oh almost we all knew it. NEWS OF Course!

And my picture suddenly have on TV and it about what I do. bla bla bla I attack bla bla bla endeavour save the city and stuff. I'm too lazy to explain more. But,You all know that was BULLSHIT!

Endeavor and everyone's there was just lucky they didn't met my other side yet. If they are, i'm pretty sure i'm going to kick everyone's ass to space and beat Endeavor until his son, daughter ,his wife or maybe his grandma until they didn't even know him anymore

Oh my jAh. That's was too harsh m I right?  

Right?

Laugh people!

Fine...

While I was talking to myself and eating my DELICIOUS pizza, my enyoing was interrupted by stupid loud knock. I sighed annoyingly and gets up and goes to tha door and open it

Front of me, is umm a person, with white pale face that if you burried him in snow, high rates you won't find him, wearing pretty fancy as heck suit and having two white streat on his black hair. His eyes is.. Umm is hyponizing. Don't look at it and.. He has.. Pretty.. Mess up stomach. I meant spine

After he realised I look at him, he rolled his hyponizing eyes.

"Aren't you gonna to let me enter the house stupid? " he asked Rudely and I acted hurt by dramatic gasp

"Oh! how Dare you said like that to me Frank." I smirked as I continue my dramatic things. "You're hurt my feeling! Ah! I think i'm going to die because of you"

"Drop the act Y/n. " he said with straight faces. "I've been a year with you since you were freaking 5 years old after you accidentally manifest your own quirk "

I then make both of my hand hands up "okay² .i'm sorry kay? Let's forget bout that kay? " I exclaimed as I step A-side so he could enter the house.

After he enter my house, I closed the door and he looked me in the eye

"What? " I asked and he out of nowhere touch my hair which I accidentally slap his hand of me

"Bro!  What the heck?! " I huffed and he Cross his lot of scar hands

"Gets yourself into trouble I see" he smiled and I just walked to my couch and sit down on it .he then followed me after

"Wants some pizza? " I offered him and he shakes his head "oh well, more for me I guess" I said and continue eating

Frank then look stares at the pizza and raiseing his eyesbrow

"Something doesn't quite line up"...

"Probably your spine bro" I replied and he hiss and his fangs could be seen

"Bish. You don't have to talked about my spine " he grumpble and looking away

"Also, you said it was pepperoni pizza. But it's a hawaiian pizza and there's pineapple on it"

"wait. IT'S HAWAIIAN PIZZA?! THAT'S WHY IT'S HAVE ONIONS PINEAPPLE ON IT! "