(in this oneshot you two are apparently married) Ahaha enjoy being Mrs Ragnvindr. . . . . . .
Being Mrs Ragnvindr was not an easy task , although your loving husband Diluc took care of everything and you rarely had to work , it was hard to ignore the envious stare of some unmarried Diluc fangirls of Mondstadt .
You made your way to the Angel's share , only to find Donna , the cult leader of your husband's fanclub outside the tavern.
With an annoyed look , she asked ,"Oh and what's Mrs Ragnvindr doing here?" "To meet my dearest husband of course ," you replied with pride.
"Hmph , (y/n) (l/n) , I , Donna , a worker at Floral whisper and the leader of Diluc fanclub , challenge you to a duel , infront of the statue of Lord Barbatos ," she snapped at you . It was then that your husband came outside , wondering what the noise was about . "What's going on?!" Diluc asked , emotionless as always. "Dearest husband , the leader of your fanclub , Donna , has challenged me to a duel," you replied calmly . "Oh master Diluc i-" Donna said shyly. "Fine! I'll duel with you tommorow , don't chicken out loser," you told Donna , who then left due to embrassment.
Diluc looked at you with concern , "honey are you sure you gotta go to such lengths , I mean you know I'll always love you , only you" "Yes , Diluc , I need to put those bitches in their place ," you replied as you head back . "Eh , leaving already?" "Yes , I need to get 9 hours of sleep before the duel to unleash my true potential" "Alright goodnight honey"
THE NEXT DAY
You wait infront of the statue of the anemo archon. You see Donna approaching you , followed by a group of women cheering for her , most probably the other members of the he Diluc fanclub .
You grab your claymore , ahem I mean your husband's claymore which you took without his permission .
"It's good to see you haven't chickened out " "(Y/n)(l/n) , the days of you being Mrs Ragnvindr is over now , you shall face the wrath of the HEARTBROKEN"
After saying that , she quickly charges at you and summons some whopperflowers (I mean isn't she a florist......).
Whopperflowers? Sorry Donna but you killed those for breakfast.
"Ngh, how did u defeat them so fast ?" She gasped as she ran towards you after summoning a sword.
"Oh , you are approaching me?" You sighed .
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ZA WARUDO ! TIME STOP!!! As the time stopped , you grabbed your claymore , uh I meant Diluc's and used the move he taught you , "TIME FOR RETRIBUTION" you screamed , as you sent Donna and the Diluc fanclub soaring into the sky (like team rocket in POKEMON). And smiled when a single shine appeared in the clear blue sky.
"Hm you seem to have gotten quite confident , using my claymore , without my permission , " Diluc said as he approached you in an apron and a pair of mittens covering his hand as he held a tray . "Um ," you said slowly , "uh anyway what's in that tray" you took over the cover and found some Chicken mushroom skewers and Sweet Madame and two Teyvat fried eggs. "I was worried you see," Diluc blushed shyly "what if those crazy psychos did smth to you" "Aw Diluc ," you gasped and quickly but gently gave him a kiss on his lips .
Diluc was a blushing mess.
"Anyway let's get back to the mansion" he mumbled quickly .
So , you two teleported to the statue of seven at Dawn Winery and glided down to the mansion .
After a quick shower , you told all the maids to take leave for tonight and surprisingly began cooking dinner for you and Diluc .
"Hmmmm , is something wrong ?" Diluc asked ,"why are you cooking today?"
"I'm just happy for teaching those bitches a lesson , " you giggled.
Diluc gently hugged u from behind and nuzzled his head on your shoulder .
"(Y/n) I want something else for dinner today " "What is it?" "Something that the maids can't make" "Hm is it something hard to make?" "Actually. ........ I want to eat-" "Mhm" "YOU" Diluc shouted as he quickly ran upstairs and hid in the closet for no definite reason .
You stood in the kitchen , a blushing mess, and the food got burnt .
DILUC ,,,,,, You screamed . Oh this was why he ran upstairs n hid in the closet ....... "The dinner's burnt" "So does that mean I can eat you?" "NO" you replied as you ran to your bed and quickly covered yourself with a blanket . Thus , Diluc ended up sleeping empty stomach that night .
Oh god this was totally random , I'm so sorry . If you laughed at any point don't forget to vote 😭.
