The Wrong Number

How Ostrich?

Grace James
GUYS GUYS GUYS

Haz Osterfield
calm down love

Amelia James
WHAT WHAT WHAT

Zendaya Holland
Guys it is 5 am

Clarke Holland
That's only in America

Harry Holland
you guys need to change your names
i feel so single rn

Paddy Holland
i told u a million times not to let Beth go

Amelia James
its we....

Tom Holland
WTF Grace lemme sleep?

Sam Holland
lazy ass

Grace James
ok
so harrison and i...

Haz Osterfield
are getting married

Amelia James
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING IT IN FRONT OF ALL OF US
IN TWO WEEKS

Paddy Holland
That's what all of us thought

Amelia James
like how?
when?
and now i have to cancel all the fairy lights

Paddy Holland
you don't have to cancel that yk?
WE can use it in the bedroom
set the mood accordingly
😏

Amelia James
smooth
😏💦

Grace James
EW EW EW EW EW
YOU'RE GROUNDED

Amelia James
i'm 20?

Haz Osterfield
WE DON'T CARE

Tom Holland
AND YOU ARE GROUNDED SIR!

Paddy Holland
NOOOOOOOO
but millie and i are in the same house so....

Sam Holland
SHUT UP DICKHEADS

Amelia James
what's with the mood sam?

Clarke Holland
he's a bit hungover that's all

Zendaya Holland
sounds like sam

Amelia James
so ostrich u didn't say how u proposed

Zendaya Holland
🤭🤭 ostrich

Haz Osterfield
seriously drop the name
i'm getting married

Amelia James
But I won't....

Tom Holland
What is the story tho?
How ostrich?

Amelia James
It all started when I was 3
When I learnt my name wasn't beanie but Amelia James
And then one day Haz came over
I told him my name wasn't beanie/Millie
So I gave him a handshake introducing myself as Amelia James
He told me his name was Harrison Osterfield and not Hazzy
Osterfield sounded like Ostrich
And I was just looking at an ostrich pic in his jacket
Hence Ostrich...
See Ostrich, it's not embarrassing

Haz Osterfield
But I don't like it
Stop calling me that

Amelia James
Sure jan
Ok now tell me how u proposed

Haz Osterfield
I made her breakfast and put a ring in her coffee...

Zendaya Holland
Awww....
But now I really need sleep

Amelia James
I call dibs on maid of honor!!!!

Grace James
Sure jan....