Online Game: I'm Not Worthy

Chapter 9 - The Chaotic Reunion of the Master and Disciple

⚠ DO NOT VOTE !! DO NOT VOTE!! ⚠
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When Xu Xian opened the door to Ling Yang's room, his five fingers were flying across the keyboard as he posted on BBS.
Although it was not the first time seeing him like this, each time Xu Xian saw it, he found it very amazing.
"How did you train this ability of typing with one hand?"
"Envious?" Ling Yang asked, not bothering to look at him.
"To be honest, a little. Looking at your speed, it's not slower than people typing with two hands. If I didn't see it for myself, I wouldn't believe that you're typing with just one hand."
"What's there to envy? It's so inconvenient with one hand, especially when I want to hit ctrl+alt+shift. How I wish I could use my feet as well."
"But looking on the bright side, your other hand is free to do something else, like jacking off or something."
Ling Yang's hand stopped, "Are you serious?"
Xu Xian as though discovering something, "Didn't you train your ability this way?"
"What the fuck!!"　　

Xu Xian let it go, "I'm just joking."
Ling Yang raised his left hoof. "If you were like me, you would be able to learn this outstanding skill too."
Xu Xian took a glance at his fingers and clicked his tongue. "Be serious, how did you become so tragic?"
Without giving Ling Yang a chance to speak, he continued, "Please don't tell me you got into a car accident."
Ling Yang rolled his eyes, "As though I will use such a lame reason like that? Didn't I tell you before? I got injured while ice-skating."
"Isn't our ice-skating class happening only next semester?"
"We can't ice-skate if there aren't any classes? You can register with your student ID, it's free."
"I couldn't tell that you're so into this sport."
"You want to go together? I'll bring you along when school starts again."
"Looking at your pathetic martyr image, I think not."
"There's a senior who's a part-time coach at the ice rink, he's the pretty-boy type."
"When are you going next? Remember to invite me."

Ling Yang: "..."　　

"By the way, when will your antelope hoof recover?"
"It's been a hundred days, it should be soon." Ling Yang wiggled his fingers. "Actually I feel that it's near full recovery already, but the doctor still doesn't want me to stress them, afraid that they'll heal wrongly or something."
"I think you should listen to the doctor. Take care of it. It'll be troublesome if there are any repercussions."
"Yeah, why else would I be so pathetic." Getting kicked from a raid, and getting bullied by a shadow warrior.
"I'll stew some bone broth for you tonight as a supplement." Xu Xian stood up to leave.
"Wa~ Flower you're really the heaven's number one virtuous wife! Please marry me!" Ling Yang was starry-eyed.
"In your dreams!"
　　
Ling Yang browsed BBS for a little while before going into <Pale Soul OL>. Just as he came online, FlowerHouse too came online.

【Whisper】FlowerHouse: Bell, do you want to do the daily missions?

【Whisper】Bell: Add me to the party~

Although it was the holidays, students usually preferring staying up at night. It was morning now, the best time to sleep in, and so there were not many guild members online. The party therefore only had FlowerHouse and Bell.

【Whisper】Bell: FlowerHouse's work-rest schedule is so healthy, sleeping and waking early.

【Party】FlowerHouse: Haha, it's a habit. Aren't you the same?

【Party】Bell:I woke up early to steal breakfast... By the way, is my husband's sleep schedule very bad? I've never seen him online in the day.

【Party】FlowerHouse: Eh? You don't know? I thought you remembered him?

【Party】Bell: Uh, just some parts, just some parts.

【Party】FlowerHouse: He has to work in the day.

【Party】Bell: Work????

【Party】FlowerHouse: ... There's no need to be this shocked, right?