Online Game: I'm Not Worthy

Chapter 12 - Mentally Disabled Children Are Happier

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Having died once under the hand of FlowerHouse, Handsome Peng got wise, and he never accepted his summon again. But Ling Yang also expected that this would happen, and so he also did not let FlowerHouse use the 'Inseparable Lovers' skill to summon him too.
But each time when Handsome Peng came online to do his 'daily quest', all sorts of curious things happened.
　　
Once, just as he teleported over, the other party happened to be playing with a Gunpowder Robot that could be crafted. He did not have the time to react, and the robot self-detonated, blowing him up as well. However, FlowerHouse had consumed an 8-second invincible pill that could be purchased on the market just as the robot exploded, and he was completely uninjured.
Also, once, when he teleported over, FlowerHouse was actually deep in the sea. Having drank the potion to breath underwater, he was swimming around like a mermaid. Handsome Peng swam upwards with all his might, but this distance seem to have be calculated by the other person. He finally drowned to death ten yards away from the surface of the sea.
The worst was when the person was standing next to a glitch he did not know about, and he teleported, only to get stuck there. He could not move, could not use his skills, could not use his weapon, and he was there for over an hour before a GM could pull him out.

Anyway this experience online during the school break was Handsome Peng's history written in blood and tears. It was enough to write a book called <Handsome Peng's Sufferings>.
Even worse was that they had recorded each instance they had played pranks on him. After editing them together, they then uploaded a video named <100 Ways to Kill Your Husband> online. It was rapidly shared between all major gaming video channels. As the male lead in the video, he was now famous. Some people even created an account on Linshan server to follow him, becoming an annoyance to him.
The conclusion of this mental suffering was that, Handsome Peng no longer dared to look for FlowerHouse to create any more trouble.
　　
Whereas for FlowerHouse, he was very happy during this period of time. But as one of the strategists, Night Wolf was suffering. Because, in this scenario, he was basically the guinea pig. He never knew when his contracted wife, who had declared that he wanted to be a good wife, would kill him using all sorts of bizarre methods.
Night Wolf truly hated it, but he still had to maintain his appearance of a good man who indulged his wife's nonsense.
He was starting to suspect that Bell was using FlowerHouse's revenge as an excuse to kill him, but he could not fall out with him. After all the one to suggest and force the other party to be in a relationship was not Bell, but himself.
So he could only grit his teeth and accept it, looking coldly from the sidelines as three female clerics rose in revolution, running around everyday sinisterly, enjoying themselves greatly as they did all sorts of childish things.
　　
Ignoring the fact that these three female clerics were actually guys, one of them was still his childhood friend. If not for the appearance of the new Bell, even Night Wolf himself would not know that his friend of over ten years could be so lively.
Night Wolf knew about FlowerHouse's sexual orientation, and Bell's disciple Little Buckle also did not hide his orientation from the start — but truthfully speaking, he did not seem like a guy at all. Whereas for that fellow who could call him hubby without any awkwardness...
Night Wolf did not even want to think about it.
　　
In most games, the repair fees for the warriors' armour were usually the most expensive. As guardians, their ability to earn money was also poor, so the repair fees for main tanks were usually paid by the guild.
Night Wolf had money, but it did not mean that he would spend it lavishly. Having died a few times under Bell's hand, the considerable cost of repairing his top-quality armour was now starting to show.
As such, he prepared a macro to quickly swap his gear. Every time he saw Bell he could remove all the equipment with a keystroke, leaving only a loincloth behind and exposing the character's muscular body. The weapon in his hand also changed to a fishing rod.
After a while, he felt that it was unbecoming, so he randomly bought a pair of black pants to wear. This pants came along with a pair of outlandish shoes, and his upper body was left bare, only with a pair of suspenders. One strap was worn properly while the other slid off his shoulder.
<Pale Soul OL> was a game without any limits. All sorts of modern, classical, western, fantasy, and even satirical outfits could be purchased, it was completely random.
　　
FlowerHouse, after seeing him in that outfit for the first time, laughed for half a day, then insisted that the fishing rod in his hand did not match the outfit. Instead he forced on him an offhand-weapon often used by summoner clerics — a whip. When he held it, he actually looked somewhat like the part.
So the second outfit for swapping was decided just like this.
The other members of the guild all teased him, and gave him a new nickname — S-MT, and they bragged like this to others: "So what if you guys have a MT? We have a S-MT!"
Whereas Bell did not have any comments, only coming to look for him more often. But Night Wolf naturally thought that the other person was just looking for a chance to practice, coming up with methods on how to kill him.
　　
When Qi Feng returned from his training camp, this was the image he saw. Night Wolf was exposing his upper body while wearing leather pants and military boots, with a whip in his hand. As for Bell, she was in a pink princess-styled dress. There was no need to ask, this was another outfit Night Wolf had purchased for her according to his taste.
This couple standing next to each other, one looking beastly while the other pure. No matter how you looked at it, it looked strange.