Creepypasta parent scenarios

Inccorrect Questions

Y/N: Dad what if im put in slytherin?

Red Hoodie: Y/N Frank Michealson, you were named after my father who was a f#cking a$$hole and I hate him.

Y/N: ...What-

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Fem!Y/N: Honey, Im pregnat!

Girlfriend:....

Fem!Y/N: ...I can explain..

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Y/N: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
E.J, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Y/N: BLOCKED.

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Jeff: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Cornelia: *turning to Y/N* How tall are you?

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Y/N: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Also Y/N: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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SlenderMan: Y/N isn't answering their phone
Hoodie: I'll call
SlenderMan: Masky and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Y/N: Hello?

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Y/N: Go to Hell
BEN, tearing up: I wish I could

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BEN: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Y/N: What's that?
BEN: Remorse code.
Y/N, who doesn't know remorse code: I'm even angrier now.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Jeff: Thanks fam!
Masky: oh no
Red Hoodie: *cries* I love you too
Jane: Sounds fake but okay
Hoodie: *A flustered mess*
Y/N: can i get a refund

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Y/N: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Toby: Rude.
E.J: That's fair.
Liu: Not again.
Jeff: Are you going to want this back?

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SlenderMan: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
BEN: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
E.J: I personally was created in a lab.
Y/N: I just straight up spawned lol.

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L.J: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Sully: You're a hazard to society
Y/N and Jeff: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Well its not a chapter but here you go, I don't think I will do more scenarios but I will do Oneshots and Inccorrect questions like this, well I hope you enjoyed it, see you soon BYE!