carla ff turned carla oneshots turned aot oneshots
i don't own attack on titan credits to hajime isayama and i don't own you (obviously)
(i've always wanted to say that 😍😍)
another update 😍😍😍 thank you guys for 11.5k reads!!!!! y'all got me blushing and kicking my feet or whatever 🙄🤞🏾 i love you guys 🙊🤞🏾 carla and y/n aren't in this because they're busy doing hot stuff ——————————————————————————— mikasa and armin were minding their own business doing hot girl shit when they overheard news about kira.
"kira has killed a lot of criminals but famous detective L says he can stop him?? idk this isn't even my job i'm just here to break up with my cheating ass boyfriend 😒😒 if you're watching this you can smd john and kira if you're watching this you should totoally kill his bum ass 😍🤞🏾" some random news reporter said.
"isnt eren a war criminal???????" armin asked mikasa.
"you make a good point 🤔 we need to tell him about this" mikasa and armin stopped what they were doing and ran to eren.
"eren you need to go into hiding, that kira guy is killing every criminal 😱😱😱" armin informed eren.
"what does that have to do with me 🤨😒 " eren snapped back.
"according to the villains wiki you've committed enough crimes to fill up the screen of my phone"
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"haven't you committed crimes too? 🤨" eren asked.
"that's besides the point" armin said.
"oh well 🤷🏽♀️" some time passed and armin, eren, and mikasa were in the task force hq for reasons to progress the plot.
"so eren, have you committed any crimes 🤔" light asked him.
"nunya"
"what's nunya"
"NUNYA BUSINESS 🤣🤣🤣😈😈😂😂🙏🏾‼️‼️💯💯🙊" eren says
"OOOHHHHHHHH" the whole task force + the cast of aot yells "YOU JUST GOT ROASTED"
light has never been so embarrassed so he excuses himself to the bathroom to write erens name in the death note.
"damn that was embarrassing 😕" ryuk said with a sympathetic expression on his face.
"SHUT UP RYUK 😢😒" light says with tears streaming down his face. light takes out the pen he always keeps in his pocket and pulls out his mp3 player. he puts on can you feel my heart by being me the horizon and starts to write the names of everyone who laughed at him (basically everyone) while crying. ryuk couldn't care less about what light was doing because he was busy doing hot girl shit with armin and mikasa.
when light walked out of the bathroom he saw everyone watching legally blonde (best movie ever). THEY WERENT DEAD 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱. light was shocked.
'WHAT IS THIS MADNESS' he thought until he remembered plot armor exists. 'oh well 🤷🏽♀️' he thought as he joined everyone on the couch because legally blonde was his favorite movie (taste 😍😍) ——————————————————————————— 429 words 😍😍 longest chapter i've ever written (i think)
