Quote 1:
A friend I have: "Stop kicking my thick ass"
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Quote 2:
Annoying bitch boy: "Do you love me?"
*Me who just didn't listen*
Me: "I don't remember-"
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Quote 3:
My platonic wife: "You get an A for effort, A stands for awful."
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Quote 4:
My love again: "✨You look like you could be on animal planet.✨"
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Quote 5:
My love: "I heard rats can't catch corona, looks like you're safe."
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Quote 6: *My platonic wife sends me a pic of Dora*
My love which is not surprising: "Dora's bouta beat your ass"
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Quote 7:
My love being dumb: "I kept searching 'Suzie from dust tale...' IT'S DELTA RUIN I'M SO DUMB"
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Quote 8:
Me lol: "✨I also got clout goggles yesterday and I now look like Georgenotfound✨"
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Quote 9: *Me arguing with my cousin*
My cousin:
"YOU AND YOUR GF ARE"
"94% GOOD FOR EACH OTHER 👊"
Me:
":OOO"
"SHUT UP AND NEVER CALL ME AND MY LOVE '94% GOOD FOR EACH OTHER'"
"94% IS GOOD MISS GURL"
"NO"
"ITS NOT"
"YES IT IS"
"98% or 100% is better"
"AT LEAST YOUR SCORE IS NOT 75%"
"Ok anyway, how r u bestie?"
"Good good"
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Quote 10: (The first thing my cousin sent me lol other then "Hi")
My cousin:
"SAY YOU ARE MY BAKA"
Me:
"Wtf"
"N o"
"Y e s"
YOU ARE READING
- Random Quote Book -
De TodoThis is a book that has quotes that me and my friends said. (and maybe what unknown ppl that I overheard said as well)
