Today wasnt what i expected it to be... I started out nice made that iron armor and iron tools talked with the chat a bit
And the somone asked a question
"how did you plan this lore"
"All i remember is me. Getting a few minecraft fanfictions and a few mods on plus bringing in a bootle of vodka... After that i dont remember shit"
There was a sligth silence before chat erupted again in both disbelief, laugther and weird pride
"our first even taste of lore is a Lively town full of players and humanoid mobs alike with each house looking an advanced art project, with a giant statue of notch v herobrine + a new culture.... And you fucking did this while wasted?"
"we have to get ranboo on this guy"
"or get him drunk again to see what he does"
"some damn helpfulls souls we are...."
"hehehe prepare boyo it Will be vodka time eventualy!"
"eventualy but not fucking now."
Our protagonist mined and found a vein of diamonds... A 3 vein not bad
"allrigth thats enougth mining for today"
He teleports outside to his hut and smelted the ores like iron and gold and deposited the diamonds into a random chest hel sort that out later
Then everything went to shit he managed to find the local library and started reading up on world lore and all that shit....
Jeb is the fucking dyonisis of this world being a deity of humor,color, and celebration also alcohol aparantly
"holy fuck jeb!"
"rainbow sheep rainbow sheep!
" jebby! "
" ender you fucking madman we are so fucking pround of you!"
He is also a rainbow sheep man so.... It realy added to who jeeb is...ok so
I Shoud explain that im reading godmobsteriary
And fucking Jeb is rainbow sheep man! His races ares sheep folk, creepers.... Huh didnt expect jeb to be destructive, and his entities.... Dinner bones wich were upside down gravity defiant dog skeletons
"what the fuck have i done"
"bro we must get you drunk again!"
"rainbow sheep man pog!"
"dinner bone looks fucking nigthmarish irl"
"jeb looks so friendly as a sheep man!"
"TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
"so crepers are under jeb?"
"hes the fucking dyonisis of this word lmao!"
"i mean celebration does imply getting drunk"
"jeb is a fucking color god does that mean he can manipulate the color spectrum and make pepole color blind?"
"yes maybe who knows"
"i shoud have not read this fucking book..."
"you better not stop reading now fucker turn to the page!"
YOU ARE READING
So I'm An Enderman? ..... Neat *being rewritten*
FanfictionA retired boxer died because he won when a mafia boss beted for his oponent. (yall wanted this and Who am i to say no?)
