[-ABSOLUTE CHAOS-] || tokyo revengers chatfic

[#02]

- THE BOIZ 😈💪🔥‼️ -

5:07 AM

Boobz haver:
RISE AND SHINE WHORES😋‼️

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
omg
u cant sleep either can you
the others r asleep i tried to text them earlier😔🤙💔

Boobz haver:
Guess it's just me n you then😈🤙

Taiyaki stealing Rat:

Boobz haver:
STOP💔💔💔💔💔

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
YOU STARTED THIS💔💔

Boobz haver:
I WANT A DIVORCE 😠😠‼️‼️‼️

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
NOOOOOOAAAURRRRRRR!!!!!

Boobz haver:
Alexa, play Another Love slowed + reverb😓💔🖤

Dad:
sigh
go to sleep
it's 5:30 AM

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
MITSUYA
you're telling us to go to sleep but..
why are u awake tho🤨

Boobz haver:
Caught lackin in 4k bestie😔😔📸

Dad:
Oh shit
Gotta blast🏃‍♂️

Noya ripoff:
why good morning rats😰‼️

Boobz haver:
shUT YO BITCHASS UP

Noya ripoff:
Shiver me timbers😰

Dad:
Can you all stfu and go back to sleep it's too early for this shit, give me a break god damn

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
why don't YOU go back to sleep and we continue our little conversation here🤨

Dad:
Yk what
Gn

--> Dad has logged off.

Noya ripoff:
...

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
...

Boobz haver:
...

Noya ripoff:
...
why are we not saying anything

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
GO TO SLEEP RN ME N BOOBZ HAVER WERE HAVING A MOMENT BEFORE YOU AND MITSUYA CAME

Boobz haver:
frfr my boy spittin facts we were in the middle of a dramatic divorce
kids these days have NO respect

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
Anyways
where were we
oh yeah
NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME BABE
I CAN'T EVEN COOK EGGS PROPERLY
HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU!!

Boobz haver:
....

Taiyaki stealing Rat:
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
I'LL MAKE UP FOR IT
I SWEAR
I'M ON MY KNEES BEGGING RN
PLEASE BAE

Boobz haver:
okay bae one last chance, if you fuck it up i'm going to cut off your toes, fry them, and sell them to
drakegg💞

--> Taiyaki stealing Rat has logged off.

Boobz haver:
NOOOOO MIKEY YOU HOE

Noya ripoff:
What in the kentucky fried fuck did i just witness.
I'm gonna cry this is so emotional

Boobz haver:
ikr what a rollarcoaster 😔🤞🖤

The sweetest:
HIIIIII

Boobz haver:
oMG BABE HEY

The sweetest:
GOOD MORNING Y/N
WELL.. ITS ONLY 6 AM SO I'M PROBABLY GONNA GO BACK TO SLEEP
YOU SHOULD TOO
BYEEEEE

Boobz haver:
ALR I'LL TRY GN

Noya ripoff:
gn ig😕

--> The sweetest and 2 other users have logged off

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And once again you shut off your phone, laid it down beside you on your bed and closed your eyes just to be fast asleep after 10 minutes of relaxing.

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[A/N]: OKOK SO THIS CHAPTER WAS WAYYYY SHORTER THAN I INTENDED TO MAKE IT- I'LL LEAVE IT LIKE THIS FOR NOW, I'LL MAKE MORE TOMORROW. HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE<333