It was a bright, sunny day in the Kingdom. Tiger Lily Cookie sat outside of the kingdom's castle in despair. She wanted to go to the Mets' baseball game today. Unfortunately for her, all the tickets were sold out by the time she got there.
"I'm so sorry, we're sold out!," the lady in the booth selling tickets exclaimed. "A man just came here a few minutes ago and bought all of the remaining 4 tickets!"
Tiger Lily Cookie sulked. She REALLY was looking forward to going to the game with her Butter Tiger. They both were big fans of the Mets.
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Suddenly, a figure appeared beside her. Boom. Almond Cookie was standing next to her with a clap of his dummy thicc dumpy ass. It seems he was holding some strips of paper? Documents, maybe? As she squinted to get a clearer look, it suddenly hit her. Hit her HARD. Those were 4 tickets to go the Mets' baseball game later today.
Almond Cookie smirked and fanned the tickets, flexing them to Tiger Lily Cookie. "I heard you wanted the tickets? Shame. I bought the last few. "
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Almond Cookie then strutted away like the bad bitch he is, leaving Tiger Lily Cookie fuming. Sure, there was nothing wrong buying the last tickets, but coming over to flex on her? Not cool. Not cool at all.
Then it clicked. She had an idea. Tiger Lily Cookie ran after Almond Cookie frantically until she caught up with him, grabbed his wrist and said:
"We.. Fight.. for ticket... Win.. get ticket."
Almond Cookie chuckled.
"It's on."
As she threw her last spear and broke Almond Cookie's shield, Tiger Lily Cookie hissed.
"I win.. give me.. " she panted.
Admitting defeat, Almond cookie got up to his feet, brushing off the dust on his suit.
"Fair game. You're strong. Here, have two. I don't remember why I bought four, anyways. I only needed two for myself and Walnut Cookie," he sighed. "I must be getting old... Well, see you at the game."
Satisfied, Tiger Lily Cookie took the two tickets. Almond Cookie waved farewell as he set off to do whatever he has to do I don't know it's not like I stalk him(?)
--Timeskip to when the game is almost starting--
Tiger Lily Cookie was excited. There were LOADS of people in the stadium. She could recognize many people: Kae, Berry, Masq's cat lying on the ground(??) Creampuff Cookie, Sorbet Shark Cookie looking from above with their spyglass, Espresso and Madeline Cookie (Gay, I know) and Kally. There was also.. Almond Cookie and Walnut Cookie! Tiger Lily cookie waved at them.
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Creampuff Cookie was on the field cheering Latte Cookie on. "Who let the child out on the field?" wondered Tiger Lily Cookie.
Suddenly, a loud sound appeared from above them. Everybody looked up.
"WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE MET'S 27389021873792TH BASEBALL GAME!!!!!!"
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Gingerbrave was up in his booth. Apparently, he was the sports commentator for this match.
"Everyone! Before the games start, I'd like to say thank you for gathering here today uhhhhh I don't know I've never done this before, I don't even have a script okay WHO ARRANGED THIS I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER- " and then the microphone cut off.
A long silence followed as Gingerbrave gets held back by some guards. Then, the sound of a horn echoed through the stadium. Fig Cookie was on the field, laughing nervously.
"That was unexpected! Anyways, It is I, your favorite Scottish centaur referee! And because of the turn of events, I will also be your commentator! Hi hi!"
"Now, without further ado, let the games-- BEGIN!"
