Shrek x Saitama

the forest

Saitama

I don't know how I ended up there, I was lost in my own mind thinking about him. His beautiful ogrery head, green just like the finest pea soup. Oh, how I wish I could kiss his perfect head.

When I came to my senses, I realised I was lost in a forest. Choked by its own roots and deafened by natures calling, it stood around me. How did I end up here? last thing I knew I was popping into Tesco's for a cheeky Fanta.

Then I came across an abstract building. A stunning epoch wooden masterpiece, with an authentic waning crescent moon on it. It gorgeous, but what was such abuilding doing in the dense forest?

Then I heard it, sweet, amiable singing.

"My bad habits lead to late nights standing alone..."

"Conversation with a stranger I barely know..."

I queefed melodiously, and that's when it hit me. Id heard that voice before.

Then a familiar green ogre stepped out of this beautiful construction.

It was Shrek.