Ace: No way I'm wiping 100 windows. Gonna head home...
Grim: Heeeeeeeeeeey yoooooouuuuu!!!!
Ace: Ack!! They found me!
You: You are getting away!! Come back here!!
Grim: Jeeeerk!! Hold up!! I won't let you be the only one to escape!
Ace: Did you really think I'd stop just because you told me to? I'm outta here!
Grim: It's not fair for only you to get out of it! I want to skip out too!
You: Don't even think about that, raccoon!
??: ...Huh?
Ace: Outta my way! Outta my way!
??: Eh.. oo-ooh!?
You: WOULD YOU MIND CATACING THAT BASTARD! HE IS RUNNING AWAY!!
??: What!? He really is a bad guy, then! To capture somebody... I should freeze their legs, no, how about restrain them? Or I could... Ummm...
Grim: Anything works, I don't care how! Just hit him hard! Hurry!
??: Anything!? Any... thing... Eeeiii! Anything is fine, so come on! Something heavy!
Ace: Gueeeeh! What the heck!? A pot?
Grim: Gyahahaha! Check it out! Ace is as flat as a pancake under that cauldron! Pathetic!
You: Shut up and catch him already!!
??: I didn't think I'd get a cauldron. Did I overdo it?
Ace: Man, this hurts... Couldn't you just have left me alone and wiped those 100 windows clean in a flash for me?
You: That's not something you do "in a flash!", Idiot!
??: Wiping 100 windows as punishment... What in the world did you all do?
Ace: I got into it a bit with the furball, and we might have charred the Queen of Hearts' statue a bit.
??: You damaged one of the Great Seven statues!? Of course, you'd get in trouble for that. You get into a prestigious school then do something like that on the first day...
Ace: ...Shuddup. And who are you?
Deuce: I'm Deuce. Deuce Spade. Would it hurt to remember your classmates' faces at least Ummm...
Ace: You don't remember me either.
Deuce: M-my point is! If the Headmaster ordered you to do something, then you better take it seriously.
Ace: Yeah, yeah. I hear you... Then let's get it done and over with. Hmm?
You: Wait, guys... Are we missing something?
Ace: Ah! That furball's gone!
Grim: He heh! I leave it to you all! Bye-bye!
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Ace: Dumb cat! He made me take his place! Hey! Umm, Juice?
Deuce: I'm not Juice. Deuce! Deu!
Ace: You're partly responsible so help us catch that furball!
You: Why are we bringing more people into this mess?
Ace: You! be quiet!
You: What?! *glares*
Ace: N-nothing! Anyways!
Deuce: Why me?
Ace: This deadweight can't use magic so they don't count! Let's go!
You: Wait up!
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FanfictionLilith Ravenclaws, The Last Descendant of an Alien and a Human alive. She is the only survivor after the war between the Humans and the Ravenclaws. Resulting deaths of her family which became her revenge. Preying on humans and killing those humans a...
