Ok ok ok this is gonna be a bit 🪳spicy🪳 so proceed with caution 🤠👍
You were at your house sitting on your couch. You had some delicious cheesy hot mama bread. Life is good. The channel changes to football.
"What the hell? I wanna watch something else!"
You shut the tv off. You go to the kitchen to wash some dishes and look out the window. Crappy day outside. Heck, it might even rain. You got hungry so you decided to order pizza. Later there's a knock at your door.
"It's about time, I'm so fucking hungry."
The pizza person is at your door. It was an old classmate.
"Oh, y/n! I didn't know you live here! Long time no see!"
"Hey. I didn't know you delivered pizza now."
"Haha. Here, take your pizza."
"Thanks."
They left and you went back to your couch. But before you got there you heard a knock on your door.
"Oh my," you walked over to the door and slowly opened it as you said, "do you want some of my pizza...."
He looked down at you.
"Um....." you were quite frightened by how close he was to you.
"Hey, y/n." His voice was kinda sexy.
"Hi." You squeaked too quietly for even you to hear.
You never got this close to him. You always kept your distance. You were scared of him a little bit.
You remembered when you first met him.
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It was a Friday afternoon. Just coming home from work or school or whatever it is that you do. You found the corn maze and decided to enter. He was the first person you saw. Was he a person? Maybe. You went up to him, but not too close.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" He yelled.
You didn't speak. He ran over to you but you ran away. He spoke to you from across the corn.
"What is your name?" He said.
You never spoke to him, so he assumed you couldn't speak.
"Can you write your name for me please?"
You wrote your name in the dirt with your finger.
"Y/n.... Cute name."
You desperately wanted to speak to this man, but your mouth wouldn't open. Was he even a man?
You wrote him notes and he spoke. You loved the sound of his voice. It was deep and relaxing, like you almost fell asleep to it.
You were so afraid of him. Yet his voice was so sexy.
"My name is Zahrada." He said.
Pretty name.
"You can just call me Zardy."
Cute.
Back to the present now... (try and guess who I dressed up as for Halloween)
Here he was, standing in front of you. He wasn't even human. Weird. He was so tall.
"Hey, you ok?" Zardy asked.
You nodded.
"May I come in?"
You took his hand and dragged him inside.
"Okay then." Zardy whispered.
You typed on your phone and showed him. "Do you want some of my pizza? I just got it."
"I've never had pizza before..."
You smiled.
"You look so cute when you smile." Zardy pat his hand on your head.
He sat right next to you. You were so scared. Your heart was racing. He put his arm around you and pulled you close to him.
"You ok? You look uncomfortable." He took his arm away from you.
You stood up, took some deep breaths and walked into the kitchen.
"Oh my goodness." You said to yourself. "What the hell am I doing..."
In the living room, Zardy was eating a slice of pizza and listening to you.
"Ok. I'm just gonna go sit back down." You said as you entered the room.
"Your voice is cute." Zardy smirked.
Your face turned a bright red. You thought it would turn white. Nope.
"I find humans so strange, but you're cute."
"Um....are you trying to flirt with me??" You asked quietly.
"Am I flirting?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Sorry?" He said that as if he didn't know whether to say sorry or not.
"It's fine." You pulled him into your bedroom.
"What are we doing here?"
"I don't know." You sat on your bed.
"Maaaayyybe I should leave..." he started walking backwards.
"Kiss me before you go." You said subconsciously, "why the hell did I say that."
He walked over to you and sat down. "Kiss you?" He put his hand behind your head.
"I-I didn't..." you trailed off, "I guess."
He kissed you. Your heart jumped. All this time you were afraid of him, but now you realized you actually thought softly of him. He pulled away from you. He looked at you and you two stared blankly at each other for a moment. He kissed you again. This time your body tensed up. He squeezed your arm and you relaxed. This time you noticed how long the kiss was lasting. He pulled away. (Ok ok so um... proceed with caution from here.)
"Lay down." He said.
"What?"
"Lay down." Zardy whispered in your ear.
You lied down. You had a weird feeling you knew what was gonna happen next. You felt Zardy lay down next to you. He turned you over so you were on your side. You felt his hands slowly creep down your body until they were at your crotch.
(Eheheheh you know what I think I'm gonna spare you the details.)
You kind of expected this. "Z-Zardy..."
"Yes love?" He took his hands away. You pinned him to the bed and kissed him.
"Choke me." He said.
"Huh?"
"Choke me." Zardy smiled.
You put your hands around his neck. You weren't entirely sure about this...
"Harder."
"Isn't that gonna kill y-"
"Harder." Zardy winked.
You squeezed.
"Isn't this going to kill you??" You worried.
"N-no... I c-can't die."
"Really?" You squeezed harder. He let out a soft moan.
"Oh you like this." You smirked and squeezed harder. He let out another soft moan. He put a hand on your shoulder and squeezed it. You let go.
"Yeah. If you think about it, I can only really die by fire." Zardy whispered.
"Interesting... take your shirt off."
Zardy took his shirt off.
"Wow... um.."
"Yeah. I get in some fights. They always end out where I get sliced open.
"Ouch."
There was knocking on the door. You didn't have a shirt on. You put on Zardy's shirt by mistake and ran to the door.
"Where is he?" Another scarecrow was at the door. This one was really demanding. He had razor sharp fingers.
"Who?"
"Who are you?!" He asked.
"My name is y/n...."
"Oh, you. I've seen you around before... hey why are you wearing Zardy's shirt?!"
"Fuck."
"He's here, then! Where?" He put his clawed hand on your neck.
"He left. I gave him a hoodie."
"No he's right there." He pointed to Zardy.
"Why the hell are you here, Jack?!"
"Guys please don't fight." You cried. Zardy hugged you.
"What is their relationship to you, Zardy?"
"I'm his significant other." You smiled.
"Zardy we need you back at the maze... some guy is there and we need help."
"What does he look like?" Zardy asked.
"Lemon for a head I think. Black body suit."
"Monster...." You balled up your hands into fists.
Le end my friends.
